UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Jark]

are Laura and Clive hearing completely different things in their in-ears???

 

[jivafox]

RACHEL REEVES TITS OUT

 

[Lucille]

 

[dmlaw]

are Laura and Clive hearing completely different things in their in-ears???

Laura is just hearing the voices telling her to kill.

 

[Kate]

AWAITING EMILY THORNBERRY

 

[octophone]

ENOUGH BANANA CHAT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh the hat eating man is on channel 4!

 

[Jark]

Carol is having the time of her life



obsessed with the cutaway to Nadine at the other table

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's was Tory earlier

 

[ZenGiraffe]

obsessed with the cutaway to Nadine at the other table

That's Anne Widdecombe

 

[jivafox]

That's Anne Widdecombe

SAME OLD PICKLED CUNT

 

[Kate]

The DELAY in the BBC links! IT'S 2024!

 

[Jark]

That's Anne Widdecombe

I just let out a fucking feral scream well, thats also Nadine in twenty years

 

[Indie]

That's was Tory earlier

Exit poll called it for Tory (albeit very close)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Scotland really bringing SHAME to itself

 

[VoR]

The next hour is likely to be peak Reform - some of their stronger constituencies set to announce in the next hour including Basildon & Billericay, Barnsleys North & South and Broxbourne.

Hang in there, it will hopefully get better after that...

 

[ButterTart]

SAME OLD PICKLED CUNT

Scent reveal of Nadine's upcoming vagina candle.

 

[Lucille]

That's was Tory earlier

That’d be overturning a 15000 seat majority!

 

[octophone]

Dawn Butler using the word "stonking". I knew I liked her.

 

[Lucille]

Already booked his plane I imagine.

 

[VoR]

Dawn Butler using the word "stonking". I knew I liked her.

Lest we forget

 

[Kate]

We're going to have our first ever female Chancellor. Shocking really.

 

[VoR]

 

[Kate]

I didn't know turnout was so high in 1992!

 

[Soldi]

Oh THANK HEAVENS

 

[Kate]

MOAR DECLARATIONS PLZ

 

[VoR]

Oh THANK HEAVENS

Nanna Soldi either VINDICATED or FOILED

 

[Indie]

COUNT BINFACE ALERT

 

[Jark]

We're going to have our first ever female Chancellor. Shocking really.

definitely. there's no way she should have left the bob shop with that one.

 

[dmlaw]

Is that Binface or Buckethead in the Northallerton box?

 

[octophone]

Is that Binface or Buckethead in the Northallerton box?

Yes!

 

[Lucille]

Hope Rachel cuts interest rates as severely as her BOB (I know the BoE is independent don’t @ me!)

 

[Kate]

Is that Binface or Buckethead in the Northallerton box?

Rishi's seat, innit.

 

[lolly]

I'm really quite bladdered you know

I'm watching BBC again and have very little grasp on what's happening any more

 

[ILL ADVISED]

They just asked Rachel Reeves if her box is full!

 

[VoR]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is she standing at an angle or is her bob SQUINT?

 

[Indie]

I'm really quite bladdered you know

I'm watching BBC again and have very little grasp on what's happening any more

Count Binface has just won a landslide victory

 

[octophone]

I'm really quite bladdered you know

I'm watching BBC again and have very little grasp on what's happening any more

This is at least in part due to how shambolic the coverage is!

 

[big ron]

@VoR you are my emotional support animal tonight