UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[AGinAg (37)]

Kitty still bored.

 

[Lucille]

If I had Rishi’s money you would never hear from me again.

 

[jivafox]

So many GREYS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He conceded

 

[funky]

My old seat in Vauxhall a Labour hold. WELL DONE GAYS (and recently rehomed Russian and Saudi billionaires)

 

[FetchFugly]

More time in the years ahead... YEAH RIGHT

 

[octophone]

Who's the cunt with the L?

 

[Shoat]

Rishi clearly just wanting all of this over so he can go on summer hols

 

[Lucille]

Rishi still got more votes in his constituency than Keir

 

[AGinAg (37)]

25 seats away!

 

[Madison]

Who's the cunt with the L?

A YouTuber called Niko. I’ve seen him on TikTok a lot.

 

[VoR]

Montgomeryshire has gone to Labour - I believe that was expected to be the only Conservative hold in Wales?

 

[GNL]

If that was your all, you really don't have much to give

 

[Madison]

Another cabinet minister gone - Donelan

 

[big ron]

I feel like I need subtitles for Rishi's THICK YORKSHIRE ACCENT

On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at?

 

[jivafox]

Montgomeryshire has gone to Labour - I believe that was expected to be the only Conservative hold in Wales?

omg

 

[Indie]

Montgomeryshire has gone to Labour - I believe that was expected to be the only Conservative hold in Wales?

97% con hold, according to the exit poll.

 

[Slave]

Some of those exit polls really were nothing more than a pricktease.

 

[Madison]

Montgomeryshire has gone to Labour - I believe that was expected to be the only Conservative hold in Wales?

I wonder what odds the bookmakers gave for this.

 

[octophone]

A YouTuber called Niko. I’ve seen him on TikTok a lot.

What a tosser.

 

[lolly]

That's me. And now to bed.

 

[VoR]

omg

It’s an area quite close to my heart, so happy with that!

 

[Lucille]

Montgomeryshire has gone to Labour - I believe that was expected to be the only Conservative hold in Wales?

WALES UP!

 

[funky]

25 seats away!

I suppose I may as well stay up for the OFFICIAL WORD.

Fuming though that we still have an opposition of Kemi, Suella, Priti, Rishi, Jeremy and potentially Jacob and Liz.

 

[octophone]

I suppose I may as well stay up for the OFFICIAL WORD.

Fuming though that we still have an opposition of Kemi, Suella, Priti, Rishi, Jeremy and potentially Jacob and Liz.

It really is a who's who of the WORST CUNTS

 

[Madison]

97% con hold, according to the exit poll.

They need to ditch these individual forecasts. I hope it was something BBC-generated and not a Sir John Curtice thing. It’s undermining the exit poll.

 

[jivafox]

It’s an area quite close to my heart, so happy with that!

I grew up there! Glad they kicked out the toothy gambling CUNT

 

[lolly]

Oh hang on, we haven't had Rees-Mogg yet, have we?

 

[Lucille]

The sun is rising in Crystal Palace.

 

[dmlaw]

The worry is that with Hunt surviving, the Tories might have a potential leader who wouldn’t make things hilariously worse.

 

[VoR]

If Farage hadn't stepped into the fray and turbo-boosted Reform, how would this election have gone?

The way the results have borne out I suspect it might have been a hung parliament. Certainly the Conservatives would have done considerably better.

 

[Indie]

They need to ditch these individual forecasts. I hope it was something BBC-generated and not a Sir John Curtice thing. It’s undermining the exit poll.

I do wonder to what extent they always existed, they just weren't shared.

 

[win_the_game]

Did Hunt really claim that the economy has been transformed?

 

[Madison]

Father of the House Peter Bottomley GONE

 

[big ron]

The worry is that with Hunt surviving, the Tories might have a potential leader who wouldn’t make things hilariously worse.

I feel they'll implode before they get more reasonable.

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT about the NHS Hunt

 

[Lucille]

Father of the House Peter Bottomley GONE

Bottom discrimination continues.

 

[funky]

Hunt being very gracious there I have to remind myself what a disaster he was as Health Secretary.

 

[jivafox]

Hunt sounds exhausted.

 

[Indie]

If Farage hadn't stepped into the fray and turbo-boosted Reform, how would this election have gone?

The way the results have borne out I suspect it might have been a hung parliament. Certainly the Conservatives would have done considerably better.

It's a really tricky question.

I think a large majority of those who deserted the tories did so deliberately. and not just because they were swayed by Reform. They may have gone to Labour or just gone away.