UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ManicKangaroo]

Sir Edward Leigh is the new Father of the House. Corbyn is second in line.

is Leigh confirmed safe yet? I was hoping he'd go too

 

[dmlaw]

Is that the absolute majority figure? BBC is only showing Labour on 323, which would be above the functional majority number.

Sky have been a bit more aggressive about calling seats all night.

 

[FetchFugly]

WHOOP

 

[Indie]

MOGG GONE!!!!!

 

[Slave]

MOGG OUT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Labour have won!

 

[funky]

OMGG OMG OMG OMG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@octophone and I now have a Labour MP

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TRUSS NEXT PLEASE

 

[Madison]

is Leigh confirmed safe yet? I was hoping he'd go too

He’s safe

 

[win_the_game]

FUCKING YES!

 

[octophone]

YAAAS! CHEERIO JACOB YOU LUDICROUS HAUNTED DILDO!

 

[VoR]

YES!!!!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

Dead. Dead. Dead. Fuck you, haunted dildo man.

 

[Madison]

Labour have won the election

 

[big ron]

CHEERIO MOGG

 

[Slave]

Andy Burnham: “he’s been battered and he deserves to be”

 

[Indie]

Off he goes back into the haunted mirror for the next 200 years.

 

[FetchFugly]

at Beth Rigby's little spend more time with his six children comment

 

[VoR]

How does Starmer suddenly look TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Mogg gone makes up for any minor successes for the Tories

 

[dmlaw]

Just need Macclesfield to go red now after three Tory MPs since 1945.

 

[octophone]

Off he goes back into the haunted mirror for the next 200 years.

Called it!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rees Mogg was the one! Just as Labour win the majority!

 

[Shoat]

Rees Mogg being the final result to confirm LABOUR VICTORY is very poetic

 

[funky]

I love that BBC accounces the win RIGHT after Rees Mogg gets binned.

 

[Lucille]

How does Starmer suddenly look TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER?

No but actually!

 

[Lucille]

I had no idea Mogg lost because I’m on Channel 4.

 

[dmlaw]

Blackburn to Independent? I assume this is another Gaza vote who’d rather you didn’t look at his other policies.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Starmer is the fittest 60th old in the UK. Fact.

 

[FetchFugly]

Keir should have given us longer to luxuriate in the Mogg demolition.

 

[Mugatu]

I've been here 8 hours and we're only just announcing the first of three constituencies

 

[VoR]

Starmer approx 24 hours ago

 

[Madison]

Right, time to try and get two hours sleep before work.

 

[Shoat]

Does Rees-Mogg now just become the House of Commons' version of the Wonka Factory's Unknown?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A drubbing!

 

[Lucille]

48 hours ago Keir looked fat, bloated and pink. Why has winning the GE suddenly got him SNATCHED?

 

[octophone]

I mean, yes, we've got rid of some horrors but look at some of the disgusting people who are still in there or going in.

 

[GNL]

48 hours ago Keir looked fat, bloated and pink. Why has winning the GE suddenly got him SNATCHED?

Keir Starmer is DEAD. This is Melissa.

 

[funky]

JACOB REES MOGG is UNEMPLOYED.

Soak that in please.