UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Ellie]

BY A HAIR!

 

[VoR]

YES!!!!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BARTHOLOMEW UPDATE

 

[FetchFugly]

The glazed expression

 

[VoR]

RUDE not to let us listen to the Labour candidate's speech.

 

[AlgoAlex]

YESSSSSSSSSS

 

[Shoat]

Her dazed expression! She's had a ROBITIC SHUTDOWN

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Worth staying up for

Bye bitch!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nadine Dorries jump scare on channel 4!

 

[FetchFugly]

Right with that excitement down, fingers crossed for an hour's snooze.

 

[VoR]

This has absolutely made my night

 

[Finn]

Oh Liz Truss. Goodbye England's rose

 

[VoR]

...and to sweeten the pot, Labour take Boris Johnson's former seat in Uxbridge, after narrowly losing it in the recent by-election.

 

[Slave]

No departing speech from Liz. First time she’s ever been able to read the room.

 

[Shoat]

I know we all expected Liz to depart with grace

I'm so glad she made a different choice

 

[Shoat]

HURRY UP BAKER I NEED BED

 

[VoR]

And with North Cornwall, the Lib Dems hit 70.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[VoR]

Poor dear sad old Mel Stride survives. Oh well.

 

[Apoca]

 

[ButterTart]

Lib Dems and Greens over-performing
Reform massively underperforming
Shapps, Truss, Mordaunt, Rees-Mogg and Mercer all out

What a throbbing morning glory

 

[VoR]

Is it official that Reform can't win more than four?

Them drawing even with the Greens is just too delicious for words.

 

[VoR]

OMG is Sunak going to have to give a sad sad speech in the rain AGAIN?

 

[VoR]

(God, I'm so drunk)

 

[rhythmbandit]

Quietly pleased Barnsley North and South stuck with Labour in the end, and my prediction was way off, thankfully!

 

[VoR]

Jess Phillips is absolutely fuming.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jess Phillips is absolutely fuming.

Has she made it over to the BBC?

 

[Apoca]

I've only woken up some 45 minutes ago but this thread has galvanised me and REPLENISHED my electrolytes

Amanda Tory Mauling

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Poor dear sad old Mel Stride survives. Oh well.

61 votes in it!

 

[VoR]

SCREAMING at the Lib Dem lady on the BBC being a big Basement Jaxx fan

 

[AlgoAlex]

SCREAMING at the Lib Dem lady on the BBC being a big Basement Jaxx fan

Daisy is lovely like her even more now

 

[VoR]

I disliked him as the Lib Dem leader, but I LOVE his constant shady trolling of Truss

 

[Rachey]

Cons HOLD Isle of Wight East @Rachey

That's the island split between Labour and Tory.

Bloody east Wight!! That's my area. But my shop is West and I absolutely love our Labour MP there so happy he got in.

 

[ButterTart]

Is it official that Reform can't win more than four?

Them drawing even with the Greens is just too delicious for words.

Just had a look at the exit poll for the undeclared constituencies and it looks like 5 for the Tories, 3 for SNP, 3 Labour and one too close to call between Labour and the Tories.

Reform FLOP RACISTS

EDIT: Northamptonshire South and Beaconsfield have both just declared, so that's two of the Tory seats confirmed.

 

[VoR]

 

[ButterTart]

I hope today's news will focus on the Greens and Lib Dems as the big success stories, what with them actually exceeding expectation and all.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I hope today's news will focus on the Greens and Lib Dems as the big success stories, what with them actually exceeding expectation and all.

Good luck with that. They’ll bang on about Reform despite the fact that they missed out multiple target seats.

 

[ButterTart]

Good luck with that. They’ll bang on about Reform despite the fact that they missed out multiple target seats.

Honestly, if the media covered Farage in proportion with his actual success he'd be a footnote. Why do they keep lavishing attention on such a FEATURED EXTRA of a human being?

 

[ButterTart]

Tories hold Daventry. Honestly, it's an absolute shithole so it's no surprise.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ESSENTIAL VIEWING FOR THOSE THAT MISSED IT