Trump SHOT + Sixth and various other Assassination Attempts

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[untilted]

its quite unsettling to consider what could happen off the back of this

 

[ZZ]

Plagiarizing Bolsonaro.

That's what I thought!!!!

 

[ZZ]

As soon as this happened, (I’m in Pennsylvania right now…) the family I’m with said ‘he 100% set this up’…

What perfect way to give yourself martyrdom? A graze to the ear from a ‘bullet’…

I can't see how this WOULND'T be staged.
Hence NOT getting killed by it.

 

[Bypass]

Ugh he will be immortalised now..

 

[Lucille]

Hearing nothing about the person who actually GOT KILLED last night!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm sorry, but the chances of it being staged are next to nothing.

They were ahead in the polls and had nothing much to gain, someone ACTUALLY DIED, and if it came out that they got one of their own supporters shot dead for a press photo then the campaign would be doomed.

 

[Soldi]

if it came out that they got one of their own supporters shot dead for a press photo then the campaign would be doomed.

Well one lives in hope!

 

[jivafox]

Do we know if the crap assassin was a Jodie Foster fan yet?

 

[GNL]

 

[untilted]

I can't see how this WOULND'T be staged.
Hence NOT getting killed by it.

This is what I’m thinking but imagine going THIS FAR. It takes unhinged psychopath to new extremes.

 

[VoR]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Trump would be a fool not to use Lykke Li's Gunshot as his theme song for all future appearances. Could be the next viral pop girl hit after SEB and Natasha Bedingfield

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Madison]

Do we know if the crap assassin was a Jodie Foster fan yet?

Who isn’t?

 

[Lucille]

 

[GNL]

Who isn’t?

I am unworthy of her love (Jodie, Jodie)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Live footage of me leaving the Kylie gig and finding out Trump has been SHOT.

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What’s your name?
What’s your sign?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looking forward to seeing his mangled ear.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Still absolutely agog at how fucking close it game to wiping the cunt off the map. Literal centimeters.

 

[OutSynk]

Shannen Doherty dies but this piece of shit lives. The world is truly evil.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Farage has blamed Jo Brand for this.

 

[octophone]

Still absolutely agog at how fucking close it game to wiping the cunt off the map. Literal centimeters.

I was going to say that, in 100 years time, historians will thoroughly enjoy playing "what if?" with this, except that his now inevitable re-election means that we'll all be atomised sometime in the middle of 2026.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hopefully security services learn from this, and make sure the bullet gets him next time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

People are monsters

 

[big ron]

Still absolutely agog at how fucking close it game to wiping the cunt off the map. Literal centimeters.

It really is seismic even with the miss, but I think it could have resulted in an all out uprising if he’d been killed

 

[big ron]

My inner pervert kind of wishes that had happened

 

[big ron]

Imagine sitting here watching an all out civil war raging in america while eating some crisps

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really is seismic even with the miss, but I think it could have resulted in an all out uprising if he’d been killed

This is great content, but it would have been x1000 if he'd died.

 

[big ron]

Will be interesting where Trump goes now - the obvious route will be him milking this but someone almost shooting you in the head could surely change a man.

 

[big ron]

This is great content, but it would have been x1000 if he'd died.

I’ve got too much on to watch the US descend into a real life apocalypse on twitter

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well we have a whole republican convention coming up this week to hash out how unhinged the response will be.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Will be interesting where Trump goes now - the obvious route will be him milking this but someone almost shooting you in the head could surely change a man.

You'd think, but this is Donald Trump. He was jubilant mere seconds after surviving an assassination attempt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Will be interesting where Trump goes now - the obvious route will be him milking this but someone almost shooting you in the head could surely change a man.

For the WORSE in this cunt’s case.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Dark Carnival]

HIS LOVE OF MUSIC!

 

[GNL]

I really don't care, do u?

 

[Joseph]

This isn’t taking long

 

[Joseph]

Just imagine

 

[K.C.]

Which pop girl WOULD Trump stan?