Inner Smile
Honest and real
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I did not expect to see Inner Smile entering her football hooligan phase.Close to wringing your neck
But have you remembered the flare to go up your arse?I've even got BEER TOO!
My valeter used to be in the same place as my mechanic but then he moved fifty miles away. It was so bad I was too embarrassed to take it to the slaves (hand car wash) and I've only managed to go through a car wash twice in my life, both times I had somebody else in with me and still panic-cried badly. I used to spend all day washing Big Red (the old car), then T-Cutting and Special Resin Polishing then Extra Gloss Protectioning. Because Lickle Red's paint doesn't fade in the sun it never seems as urgent but this time, thanks to Covid then the "medical episode" in 2022 it's been almost five years of procrastination. I might hoover the inside next weekendI was spoilt once when my MOT/Service guys also cleaned mine. That was about 12 years ago and I still hold off on washing mine when it's that time "just in case" (and forever thereafter to be fair, actually can't remember the last time I washed mine)

But have you remembered the flare to go up your arse?
Oh dear, not NOT LIKE OTHER GAYSNot every gay is interested in Taylor fucking Swift and Real Housewives
I have seen England snatch defeat from the jaws of victory so many times. Then loads of women (and possibly men) get beat up by their drunken husbands as punishment for England losing.It will be our first big win for decades
I have seen England snatch defeat from the jaws of victory so many times. Then loads of women (and possibly men) get beat up by their drunken husbands as punishment for England losing.
It doesn't mean anything, it's just a game!
GOLD MEMBERSHIP FOR YOU!Is there a fourth category for "enjoys speculating about ethereal Irish bardesses" instead?
Probably in response to you forcing your faddish basic ideas on a forum you have no idea about.What made you say this?
Oh calm down, fuck's sake.You really want me shot dead don't you
Who says England fans can't hold their drink
Well it IS a Sunday.Because you’re drunk?
You bring plentyGrates on me that you think I bring nothing to this forum, there's been some good laughs and banter
So, Spanish banner then?So are you not doing a banner if England win