I'm still frankly baffled that we let Kenya slip through our fingers like a bar of soap in a shower, let alone the location of any happy saunas.
Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea? Those poor lions and elephants, left to fend for themselves without the steadying hand of British rule. What’s next? Selling off Buckingham Palace to the highest bidder? Maybe we’ll give France a ring and ask if they want Scotland back while we’re at it.
That being said my husband Ernest used to travel a lot. He said there are several international saunas at expensive hotels in Nairobi and that a friendly gay wink or a glance was a great way to make new friends.
Oooh, I've just been approved to film two short videos about flavoured water for which I will receive £55. I love doing this kind of consumer reaction work!
I know I should have been more careful, but I was hotel hopping a lot earlier this year and thought that Premier Inn were just rewarding my custom with some free pillows if I completed a survey so I thought it was legit.
Premier Inn are innocent in all this, by the way. It was some company impersonating them and by completing the survey, I was signed up to some membership thing that was going to take £47 every two weeks from my account! They already tried to take another £8.95 while I was on the phone to my bank.