The 2024 Olympics HOT MEN thread

[Lucille]

Tom gives me the ICK, but even I am not as much as an irrational hater as INNER SMILE!

 

[Lucille]

“He thinks he’s so hot”

Well yes!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Marton Fucsovics

You're welcome.

 

[funky]

These guys are all a bit RIPPED AND SHREDDED for me.

 

[jivafox]

They're Olympians!

 

[funky]

I don't mind that they're ripped and shredded, I just don't fancy them as much as guys with a bit more meat.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bring on the javelin and shot put events already

 

[PercyPig]

I don't mind that they're ripped and shredded, I just don't fancy them as much as guys with a bit more meat.

funkys “a bit more meat” probably 8% body fat rather than 6%

 

[Joseph]

funkys “a bit more meat” probably 8% body fat rather than 6%

A bit of gas

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Joseph]

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[Madison]

If someone has a spare hour to go through all the rugby sevens players and pick out a selection, that would be very much appreciated.

 

[Joseph]

NOW SIR

 

[funky]

Omg

 

[GNL]

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NOW SIR

Okay who let Andrew Christian dress the athletes?

 

[OutSynk]

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NOW SIR

NAME PLS

 

[Lucille]

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NOW SIR

JESUS CHRIST

 

[Pipo]

OK but we need names @Joseph

what sport even needs a uniform as ridiculous as that one? Not that I'm against it though, he could be reciting a shopping list for all I care.

 

[lolly]

Whatever his name is, is he available for the next series of Gladiators, please?

 

[Joseph]

OK but we need names @Joseph

what sport even needs a uniform as ridiculous as that one? Not that I'm against it though, he could be reciting a shopping list for all I care.

I’ve looked but nobody gives a name. I was hoping someone here would. I LOVE the “uniform”

 

[Joseph]

I’ve looked but nobody gives a name. I was hoping someone here would. I LOVE the “uniform”

I was going to look on Twitter but apparently I got locked down for telling Charlie Kirk to eat a bag of dicks so I’m no help currently.

 

[Madison]

I suspect you’re lusting over an AI generated man.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I suspect you’re lusting over an AI generated man.

I thought that!

 

[D5K]

When do we get the Olympics 2024 HOT MESS thread?

 

[AlgoAlex]

When do we get the Olympics 2024 HOT MESS thread?

It's happening right now

Thread 'Paris 2024 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 26 July)'

Jul 26, 2024

I can’t believe it’s here already.

This ceremony should either be spectacular or at least shitacular. But it can’t be worse than Tokyo’s.

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[ZenGiraffe]

Wait when did internal linking look like that!?

 

[Pipo]

omg I love Paris



IG: jules_bouyer

 

[GNL]

omg I love Paris



IG: jules_bouyer

What a beautiful man

 

[Joseph]

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NOW SIR

Ok this is AI apparently. That shit is getting to be too realistic

 

[Sheena]

I did wonder as I couldn’t think what sport that athlete’s outfit would be from

 

[Dark Carnival]

I did wonder as I couldn’t think what sport that athlete’s outfit would be from

I mean clearly it’s just some gay’s fantasy!

 

[Kratz]

I mean clearly it’s just some gay’s fantasy!

Can you keep us updated on how many of these men you manage to conquer during the games? I for one am perched.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can you keep us updated on how many of these men you manage to conquer during the games? I for one am perched.

On my way to the rowing site right now, you know because I like BIG ARMS.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe I fell for AI due to horniness. I’m such a BOOMER.

 

[funky]

Can’t believe I fell for AI due to horniness. I’m such a BOOMER.

You think that’s bad, I still want his number!

 

[GNL]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Antoine Dupont

 

[Dark Carnival]

Currently on my screen

 

[funky]

Well the Iraq soccer team are as BEAUTIFUL as ever

 

[straightorbroken]

Rocco van Rooyen (sadly not these games, but Rio and Tokyo)