Katy Perry - Lifetimes (Flop single + Destroyer of Protected Dunes)

[ZenGiraffe]

Kim Petras would have done much better things with this instrumental.

 

[OutSynk]

It's a cute bop sorry girls

 

[VoR]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's also been announced that Kimmy P will be featured on the album so we all get to have some more DISCOURSE™ about what will inevitably be the best song on the album

 

[supermassive]

Is she having a Brat summer?

 

[funky]

God her voice is HATEFUL

HATEFUL!

 

[GNL]

It's no 'Walking on Air', is it?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Those productions values are

 

[Shoat]

Lifetimes is crap

Basic Becky Hill with a beach video

She may as well just go and do Love Island

To hell with Lifetimes, STREAM WOMAN'S WORLD SEXY CONFIDENT OUT NOW

 

[POP!]

We got to give LIFETIME its own thread

It BOPS (but I still find her so hateable)

 

[POP!]

Can you believe it?

 

[Joseph]

We got to give LIFETIME its own thread

It BOPS (but I still find her so hateable)

 

[Joseph]

I’ll give the song this… it’s better than WW

the video looks like it was shot on an iPhone 12 for about $37

 

[K.C.]

Basic, uninspired, and irrelevant.

10/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

Basic, uninspired, and irrelevant.

10/10

Basic, uninspired!
So irrelevant!

 

[Jark]

I think the video is actually really good, it perfectly captures that sweaty island vacation vibe.

the song... individual parts and hooks are all good but the production sucks and why is there only one verse? the song feels over after 2 minutes already.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's a cute bop sorry girls

Generic as fuck. Shit video.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this turd STINKS!

 

[Lucille]

Someone light a match.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

The verses stink but the chorus is pretty good.

Still,

 

[Devil]

I was hoping this would be good to quiet those wicked keyboard-warrior gays…but it really isn’t it.

Oh dear.

 

[Jark]

I was hoping this would be good to quiet those wicked keyboard-warrior gays

the entire populace of moopy?

 

[Slave]

It sounds like 50 other generic dance/pop tracks that cycle through the lower end of the chart. I don't hate it, but it's just totally unremarkable.

Slightly agog that it boasts no less than EIGHT co-writers.

 

[GNL]

Really does feel like it was created in a lab to soundtrack people called Lacey and Jaden rawdogging in the Villa.

 

[Lucille]

It makes me want to book a tu holiday.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[supermassive]

Only Katy could release a SONG OF THE SUMMER nominee..3 weeks to September

 

[OutSynk]

For liiiiiiiiii-e-ife

For liiiiiiiiii-e-ife

 

[Shoat]

 

[supermassive]

Has she set a new standard in BUZZ SINGLE stakes by shooting and releasing a second single before even debuting a live performance of the first single?

 

[funky]

It sounds like the soundtrack to a Loose Women video recap

 

[supermassive]

Jet2 have been trying to get Katy on the phone all morning for their next HALF TERM HOLIDAYS campaign

 

[Shoat]

Which makes sense as Woman's World was basically just a big Loose Women audition

Clearly Katy's next career ambition is GOSSIPPING with Coleen Nolan

 

[Lucille]

It’s giving all-inclusive.

 

[SystemAddict]

It's a slappy bop and you're lucky to be listening to it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's a slappy bop and you're lucky to be listening to it.

 

[Lucille]

It's a slappy bop and you're lucky to be listening to it.

It’s invoking nausea.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't mind this.

I had avoided her last one, until I was forced to hear it at the dentist. Fucking dreadful.

 

[Joseph]