Katy Perry - Lifetimes (Flop single + Destroyer of Protected Dunes)

[ZZ]

Did she really spend THAT LONG "planning" her comeback and THAT'S what she came up with?
Both this and the previous "song" are SO forgettable it hurts.
She should've stayed quiet rather than doing herself such a disservice with this.

 

[straightorbroken]

It sounds like the soundtrack to a Loose Women video recap

Wash your fucking mouth:

 

[K.C.]

So happy I presaved it.

 

[OutSynk]

So happy I presaved it.

You will now get to listen to it for lifetimes.

 

[K.C.]

You will now get to listen to it for lifetimes.

For LIIIIIIFE

 

[funky]

I mean they both stole it from a thousand 90s acid and italo house tracks so not sure how they could claim anything

 

[Pipo]

I don't mind it but still, she hasn't distanced herself from Dr. Luke and/or Kim Petras. Sorry Katy!

 

[K.C.]

Katy is Moopy's drug of choice. Makes everybody throw up and shart but we're still giving her new threads rent free.

 

[Lucille]

I’d be living rent-free if I was wicked enough to murder a nun and steal her house.

 

[K.C.]

The nun cursed her in her final moments of life and banished Katy back to the bowels of flop reject hell (here).

 

[supermassive]

Time to move on to the third single or to adjust expectations?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Shoat]

SHE'S A WINNER

CHAMPION

 

[Inner Smile]

Shall I listen or shall I listen to vengabus

 

[K.C.]

Is it still called her "flop era" if the flopping can't stop?

 

[Inner Smile]

You're bloody obsessed with her

 

[K.C.]

At least I'm not posting in a Perrie Edwards thread.

 

[Inner Smile]

And who would

 

[Inner Smile]

My Katy song of the day cos i'm feeling nostalgic

 

[Inner Smile]

And that's IT, go fuck yourselves

 

[Inner Smile]

Oh hang on this one too

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

IS IT A HIT GIRLS?

 

[Inner Smile]

IS IT A HIT GIRLS?

ITS A BIG FUCKING BANGING

 

[Finn]

I think it's pretty good, and could have been a decent sized hit, but the internet had already made its mind up that they were going to hate it - which likely gives it no chance.

And I'm fine with this, because she's absolutely dreadful

 

[OutSynk]

The most common criticism is “it’s too basic” as if the fags or Katy herself have ever been above that.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

155 on global daily Spotify

 

[ZenGiraffe]

155 on UK daily Spotify

TOO HIGH

 

[dUb]

She's fabulous for a throwback

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Sorry I meant Global not UK

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I can’t see it on UK daily

 

[ZenGiraffe]

New thread idea: Name 200 songs you'd rather listen to than Katy Perry - Lifetimes

 

[Suedehead]

New thread idea: Name 200 songs you'd rather listen to than Katy Perry - Lifetimes

Name 200 Mariah and Taylor songs you’d rather listen to than Katy Perry - Lifetimes

 

[Shoat]

Name 200 remixes of Des'ree's "You Gotta Be" you'd rather than listen to Katy Perry - Lifetimes

 

[funky]

Name 200 remixes of Des'ree's "You Gotta Be" you'd rather than listen to Katy Perry - Lifetimes

You Gotta Be (Putin Occupation remix)

You Gotta Be (Trump’s Dirty Laundry remix)

You Gotta Be (there’s no audio remix)

You Gotta Be (Ed Sheeran remix)

 

[funky]

Okay I took it too far with the last one. I apologise.

 

[Shoat]

Time for the evil Funky to be banned

 

[OutSynk]

Time for the evil Funky to be banned

It's currently hinging on how underwhelming his announcement will be.

 

[POP!]

155 on global daily Spotify

#198 in the US. Oops