ASFM: Discovision II - entrants reveal and song CHAT LONGE (Voting Deadline THIS FRIDAY)

[Tisch]

Song 3 - Diamante - 1987

Oh yes , was expecting some very cheap and obvious 80's pastiche from the name and screengrab but this has GRAVITAS. It's quite Pale Waves. I've died from all the points I might give this. I'm glad I'm watching the video along with he song because it's a serve.


But is it DISCO?

 

[funky]

CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER SONG PLEASE @FUNKY!?

YES

 

[Tisch]

Song 4 - Eric Prydz - Opus

I'm a slight ASFM purist in that I still think you shouldn't really submit songs from someone whos name is recogniseable from the Top 40, but we live in a such a different world now and I should really stop yelling at that particular cloud shouldn't I?

ANYWAY, oh lol it's 9 minutes. is big ron back? At least I can let it play while I type and search for funny GIFs to complement:

Okay but seriously this bangs almost TOO hard, and I hope it's being drug tested.

 

[funky]

ENTRY #8

BLUE PEARL

And she's dancing naked in the rain to:

Noël - Dancing Is Dangerous (Part 1)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ENTRY #8

BLUE PEARL

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And she's dancing naked in the rain to:

Noël - Dancing Is Dangerous (Part 1)

This looks disgustingly 80s from the thumbnail

 

[funky]

This looks disgustingly 80s from the thumbnail

It's like you have a retro repellant radar!

 

[Tisch]

Song 5 - RBØR - Take Me Deep

*titter*

Nearly died when I saw another 6 minute odyssey in front of me, but thankfully this poster saw sense and submitted the 3 minute radio edit.

It genuinely bangs, but my head is still swimming a bit from Eric Prydz as they're a bit similar I'll need another listen in isolation I think...

 

[funky]

ENTRY #9

D:REAM

He's partnering with Tony & Cherie Blair to bring forth this stomper:

Jaxomy, Agatino Romero & Rafaella Carra - Pedro

 

[funky]

ONE MORE FOR TONIGHT?

Oh go on then.

 

[Tisch]

ONE MORE FOR TONIGHT?

Oh go on then.

Funky clearly doesn't want me to go to bed

()

 

[funky]

ENTRY #10

JESSIE J

She wants us to all ignore the fact that she's hateful and focus instead on this song:

Danz CM - I Don't Need A Hero (Cody Crump mix)

 

[funky]

I have to say we're building up QUITE THE PLAYLIST ALREADY

 

[Kate]

REPEATIOUS ENTRY

This has already WON an ASFM!!!

I just looked back and apparently it got 20 points from @funky

OMG

I know you get stroppy at the OMF jokes these days but COME ON!

 

[funky]

OMG

I know you get stroppy at the OMF jokes these days but COME ON!

I listen to THOUSANDS of new songs a year! If it's not in one of my hundred odd playlists it doesn't exist! The songs from ASFM that I have saved I would definitely remember.

 

[OutSynk]

ENTRY #9

D:REAM

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He's partnering with Tony & Cherie Blair to bring forth this stomper:

Jaxomy, Agatino Romero & Rafaella Carra - Pedro

Oh COME ON

 

[Tisch]

Song 6 - Ellie Kokkinou - Matia Klista

The thumbnail is giving ASFM: the golden years () (aka a middle aged woman slutting it up, or at least attempting to )

Okay the out of time shirtless dancers on the beach are sending me! literally making me feel like some kind of queen? Queen of a bay if you will?

Anyway jokes aside SOZ this isn't quite doing it for me tonight. The ingredients are there, but not the final dish. It's like on the Simpsons where Homer makes an improvised breakfast from cloves, Tom Collins mix, and a frozen pie crust.

 

[Tisch]

Song 7 - The Presets - I Go Hard, I Go Home

Oh okay! I'm lightly bopping

Actually the song started doing more and I'm heavily bopping

I can see me dancing to this awkwardly shoving my huge fringe and Calvin Harris lined glasses into people's personal space circa 2008.

 

[Tisch]

Song 8 - Noël - Dancing Is Dangerous (Part 1)

Oh ONLY Part 1?

Huge HELLO to this. The video has those VHS crackles going across it and everything. and what STUNNING vocals. And the glorious up to date special video affects of her changing costume. This really has everything. It's only missing an equally glamoros sidekick in the guise of our very own @Sally Thomsett

 

[Tisch]

Song 9 - Jaxomy, Agatino Romero & Rafaella Carra - Pedro

Sexy men? A Latin language? I smell @Soldi!

It actually sounds like Azucar Moreno singing and therefore it's 's all round actually the fact that they're not even showing the out of breath women singing and flailing around their water aerobics class makes me assume it probably IS them. Douze poinx! (Unless I end up deciding otherwise)

Lol this song was over before I even finished the above. Bit of a difference to the song where I literally scoured the internet for one particular gif...

 

[Tisch]

Song 10 - Danz CM - I Don't Need A Hero (Cody Crump mix)

Ooh it's a YES from me. The clicky beats, the Ibiza chill out vibe. A lot of tischy boxes ticked.

It's an ever bigger yes when the beat gets heavier

Might be a bit early to say it, but this is probably getting points from me.

Are we allowed to give up on the IS IT DISCO halfway through your listen? Asking for a friend.

 

[funky]

Tisch:

 

[Tisch]

Hm, actually, it never really built end and ended a bit of damp squib and then my YouTube played ZORRA afterwards so...

But that's certainly shaping into a very cool lineup! I chickened out of of the prospect of drip feeding the entries, but personally it's worked very nice for me tonight where I was in the mood to listen but not to 32 new songs...

 

[funky]

Hm, actually, it never really built end and ended a bit of damp squib and then my YouTube played ZORRA afterwards so...

But that's certainly shaping into a very cool lineup! I chickened out of of the prospect of drip feeding the entries, but personally it's worked very nice for me tonight where I was in the mood to listen but not to 32 new songs...

Well I hope you come back later for the other 67...

 

[Tisch]

Well I hope you come back later for the other 67...

I guarantee at least a guest appearance at the grand final in November 2026.

 

[Joseph]

ENTRY #10

JESSIE J

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She wants us to all ignore the fact that she's hateful and focus instead on this song:

Danz CM - I Don't Need A Hero (Cody Crump mix)

Oh I LOVE this

 

[OutSynk]

Thinking about that time @ButterTart flopped with Ana Mena and realizing NOTHING is safe to submit.

 

[ButterTart]

Thinking about that time @ButterTart flopped with Ana Mena and realizing NOTHING is safe to submit.

Don’t

I believe that was a hate campaign against me.

 

[OutSynk]

Don’t

I believe that was a hate campaign against me.

You got close to max points from me.

 

[Nancy]

ENTRY #4:

SNOOP (DOGGY) DOGG

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And he's giving us:

Eric Prydz - Opus

SWEET JESUS!

This is boring and soooooo loooooooong.

Also, where are the words?

 

[Nancy]

ENTRY #5

PHYLLIS NELSON

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And her offering is:

RBØR - Take Me Deep

This sounds like a forgotten Sash single from 1999.

 

[Nancy]

ENTRY #6 is coming for redemption

LIZZO

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And she is serving:

Ellie Kokkinou - Matia Klista

Reminds me of PER SEMPRE AMORE by @lolly and for that reason I LOVE IT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SWEET JESUS!

This is boring and soooooo loooooooong.

Also, where are the words?

What is THIS SHIT!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SWEET JESUS!

This is boring and soooooo loooooooong.

Also, where are the words?

You need to get BACK ON THE CRACK.

 

[OutSynk]

@Nancy upon hearing it:

What is THIS SHIT!?

 

[Nancy]

Can we have some more songs please @funky ? I've now finished my gay nature walk.

 

[Nancy]

I think Funky is still in the bushes.

 

[funky]

I think Funky is still in the bushes.

 

[funky]

READY FOR SOME MORE?

 

[funky]

Entry #11

LINDSAY LOHAN

And she is proud to represent:

Despina Vandi (Δέσποινα Βανδή) - Ipofero (Υποφέρω)

 

[funky]

Entry #12

NICOLE SCHERZINGER

And she has brought us

Shaan, Kavita Krishnamurthy - Woh Ladki Hai Kahan (Where Is That Girl)