America's Sweetheart: George Santos (gay + ex-Republican + congressman + expelled + cameo + Lucille's icon + OnlyFans + ambitious mistakes + prison)

[K.C.]

We are so lucky to live in the same time as him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!

 

[Lucille]

DIVA ALERT!

 

[POP!]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Star, what's the Moopy budget looking like?

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Lucille]

Obviously I have my cock in one hand and my credit card in the other, I lack another limb to pleasure the back exit at present, but I’m squirming so hard I’ve worn away the velvet on the sofa.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

... That's enough Moopy for one day

 

[Tisch]

Obviously I have my cock in one hand and my credit card in the other, I lack another limb to pleasure the back exit at present, but I’m squirming so hard I’ve worn away the velvet on the sofa.

 

[Joseph]

Obviously I have my cock in one hand and my credit card in the other, I lack another limb to pleasure the back exit at present, but I’m squirming so hard I’ve worn away the velvet on the sofa.

 

[jivafox]

Obviously I have my cock in one hand and my credit card in the other, I lack another limb to pleasure the back exit at present, but I’m squirming so hard I’ve worn away the velvet on the sofa.

 

[dUb]

One (1) like so far on that page across five (5) posts

 

[Tisch]

One (1) like so far on that page across five (5) posts

@Lucille's been a busy girl!

 

[K.C.]

Just watch Lucille SHOW UP on that OnlyFans

 

[straightorbroken]

I could also picture him fucking The Hilarious Ross Mathews. Unfortunately.

 

[K.C.]

Update resume in thread title plz

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe he’ll start an onlyfans

YOU DID THIS.

YOU SPOKE IT INTO THE UNIVERSE

 

[Lucille]

You’re welcome!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ugh we want more Kitara, not this. Know your audience, George.

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

He’s changing his plea to guilty. I think he’s finally realised that he’s actually in some sort of trouble.

I hope he serves time.

Former US Rep George Santos to plead guilty in fraud case

The Republican, who was expelled from the US Congress, faces multiple charges alleging fraud and misuse of campaign funds.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

FREE HER!

 

[Apoca]

Fresh out the slammer, I know who @Lucille's next call will go to

 

[K.C.]

Wouldn't prison time be a reward for him?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This diva will NEVER survive prison!

 

[Lucille]

Wait did we know he was scamming AMISH DOG BREEDERS as well?!?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait did we know he was scamming AMISH DOG BREEDERS as well?!?

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[Lucille]

Diva down…. We need a fucking medic boots, we have to triage this injured diva

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are we all donning our mourning wear (purchased using illegal funds obvs)?

 

[funky]

I'm throwing a PARTY!

Another one DOWN!

 

[Lucille]

Another WHAT exactly?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know this is wishful thinking but hear me out. All queens make up an excuse for their absence while they’re away filming Drag Race…

 

[K.C.]

What kind of facility could contain someone this iconic for 6-8 years?

 

[K.C.]

I know this is wishful thinking but hear me out. All queens make up an excuse for their absence while they’re away filming Drag Race…

I still think he'd be an essential guest judge

 

[funky]

Another WHAT exactly?

FILTHY REPUBLICAN LIAR!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FILTHY REPUBLICAN LIAR!

THAT'S THE POINT!

 

[GNL]

I'm throwing a PARTY!

Another one DOWN!

Reading this to the tune of Shania Twain's 'Party for Two'.

 

[Apoca]

What kind of facility could contain someone this iconic for 6-8 years?

Heard the premises where they are filming Drag Race World All Stars are empty most weeks of the year. PLUS you'd have a new permanent judge with prior drag experience

 

[Lucille]

Where ever they send her you know she’s going to be RUNNING THE SHOW! You can’t keep a BOSS BITCH down.