Famous gay penguin Sphen DEAD

[Nancy]

Sphen - one half of a world-famous same-sex "power couple" - has died in Australia, aged 11.

 

[Lucille]

What.

 

[Nancy]

Sphen the penguin, one half of gay 'power couple', dies age 11

Sphen and his partner Magic shot to global stardom in 2018 when they fell in love at a Sydney aquarium.

www.bbc.com

 

[Lucille]

I think the penguin part is necessary information.

 

[octophone]

Yeah, I was awfully confused for a second there!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this MAJOR ENOUGH for its own thread?

 

[Nancy]

Is this MAJOR ENOUGH for its own thread?

The doors he opened

 

[octophone]

Just because you're a giraffe doesn't mean you can look down on a penguin.

 

[Lucille]

The doors he opened

BACK DOORS I BET.

 

[Dark Carnival]

RIP

 

[Nancy]

My thoughts are with Magic at this difficult time.

 

[big ron]

The bit about the whole colony bursting in to song was quite moving at 7am this morning.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

And this is exactly what I warned you all about. Liberal zoos pushing their agendas, forcing UNDERAGE PENGUINS into PERVERTED RELATIONSHIPS.

 

[big ron]

LIBERAL ZOO AGENDA WOKERATI NONSENSE

 

[RJN]

gay penguin Sphen's death ruled more tragic than Jack Karlson, Rachael Lillis, and Maria Branyas Morera's deaths combined

 

[Star]

And this is exactly what I warned you all about. Liberal zoos pushing their agendas, forcing UNDERAGE PENGUINS into PERVERTED RELATIONSHIPS.

I blame MEGAN MARKLE.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

I blame MEGAN MARKLE.

Where to even start with THAT ONE.