Thursday wants to guess.

My favourite thing about Mr Flops dick mishap was the subtle flex that he's hung.
 
I've never had a kidney stone. Is it a real stone and does it really exit via your penis?
 
I dreamt that Sheena brought pizza to my university halls room and we ate it while watching the Paralympics :)
 
Nancy said:
I've never had a kidney stone. Is it a real stone and does it really exit via your penis?
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It's a side effect of all of his medication. It's a stone in the sense that it's crystals, it congeals (that's not the word but it's the only one my brain's giving me to work with) and builds up then breaks off and travels down your urethra and you pee it out eventually (usually with copious amounts of blood as the sharp bits rip the tube as they pass down it). Obviously some have them worse than others, and it's a lot worse and more painful for men because their urethra is a lot longer and more rigid than womens. I was able to pass a 5mm kidney stone without knowing I'd done it.
 
Had a lovely "surprise" visit from the spawn family and went out for a carvery lunch. It was supposed to be a surprise but they were coming at midday and I was still vegetating on the sofa in my pyjamas watching Lost at half past eleven so Mr F had to tell me to get dressed. I successfully acted surprised when they arrived though.
 
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