That’s so Saturday

I am headed to Glasgow today for an afternoon of FUN AND FROLICS with the girls. WHAT TO WEAR!?
 
Travelling 8 hours across the country today and of course it’s pissing it down raining and my first train has been CANCELLED.
 
HOSTING A FAMILY BBQ TODAY and

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I feel like I've been on the edge of a cold since about Tuesday, and today it has finally descended :evil:
 
AND our Pumpkin cafe has officially gone and has been replaced by an Amityville Starbucks that is absolutely CRAWLING with big black flies!!
 
Somehow I've been out shopping for almost three hours and I've managed a pair of shoes, a jar and a pile of shit from one of the cheap shops.

Disgustingly moist out there.
 
Question - if the human body is always continually regenerating and replacing old skin cells with new ones, how come tattoos last forever?
 
Just asked the train trolley man if he had any lager and he said “Yes but you won’t like it because in Wales it’s FLAT and not FIZZY.”

blinking season 9 GIF
 

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