Friday the 13th chops off your head

[jivafox]

Good morning Moopy.

 

[octophone]

Ewww.

 

[octophone]

Some of us have very vivid nightmares!

 

[Sheena]

MORNING!

I've got little ACTUAL work to do today but lots of boring admin jobs like invoicing, so I'm going for a haircut and a bit of cottaging instead

 

[Joseph]

Morning Gang

 

[K.C.]

Invoice me daddy!

 

[Soldi]

The bloke who runs the dodgy vape shop knows my order off by heart, he’s the one!!

 

[big ron]

Just popped out onto the VERANDA and it STINKS of autumn. Cold crisp air and the a whiff of log burner. FUCK OFF.

At least I'm still in shorts and tshirt.

 

[Soldi]

Just popped out onto the VERANDA and it STINKS of autumn. Cold crisp air and the a whiff of log burner. FUCK OFF.

At least I'm still in shorts and tshirt.

23c for us next week though

 

[K.C.]

23 Celsius is quite hot for Fall/Autumn isn't it?

 

[lolly]

MORNING!

I've got little ACTUAL work to do today but lots of boring admin jobs like invoicing, so I'm going for a haircut and a bit of cottaging instead

Any joy?

I happened to do a detour via The Downs here last week and it was RIFE.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I have to share this horrid jizzy salad someone I know shared to her insta.

 

[Soldi]

23 Celsius is quite hot for Fall/Autumn isn't it?

Is still fairly normal for September.

 

[lolly]

Is still fairly normal for September.

It's about 5°C warmer than average. So I'd say it was pretty warm, if not hot.

 

[Sheena]

Any joy?

I happened to do a detour via The Downs here last week and it was RIFE.

I didn’t get chance into the end thanks to a minor work drama, a minor Mother drama and ended up picking tomatoes at the allotment.

When did I get so middle aged?

 

[Sheena]

God, I haven’t been to the Downs in MANY A MOON. The absolute FILTH that went on back in the day…

 

[Tisch]

Sorry I have to share this horrid jizzy salad someone I know shared to her insta.

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Can I guess, is this person of the BUBBLY disposition?

 

[Joseph]

I didn’t get chance into the end thanks to a minor work drama, a minor Mother drama and ended up picking tomatoes at the allotment.

When did I get so middle aged?

 

[Apoca]

It's 9.30pm, I'm enjoying a much-needed bath and then I'm off to bed. Hope this whole neck of the woods isn't going to be absolutely swept away by flooding over the weekend

 

[Lucille]

Can I guess, is this person of the BUBBLY disposition?

It’s the girl going through a break up! She’s getting fit, eating healthy and being a better person! She’s even given up drinking! (Except for the picture of a pint she was drinking on Wednesday afternoon)

 

[Lucille]

All this between the posts where she’s begging for him back of course.

 

[RJN]

It’s the girl going through a break up! She’s getting fit, eating healthy and being a better person! She’s even given up drinking! (Except for the picture of a pint she was drinking on Wednesday afternoon)

You have such a way of describing the people in your life

 

[big ron]

23c for us next week though

Tits out

 

[big ron]

It’s the girl going through a break up! She’s getting fit, eating healthy and being a better person! She’s even given up drinking! (Except for the picture of a pint she was drinking on Wednesday afternoon)

Bet she’d fall in love with someone else for a few sniffs off his keys 30s seconds of pump and dump

 

[big ron]

Just me n tha cat now carnt be doing with anyone else 2 meny sneks out there

 

[lolly]

Mr L conceded to wearing proper trainers rather than sandals today. He's refused to cover his legs yet, though.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t get the middle aged gays obsession with shorts, do you get hot knees? I wear long trousers all summer?!?

 

[Star]

Little Kylie is still in shorts for school.

 

[lolly]

I don’t get the middle aged gays obsession with shorts, do you get hot knees? I wear long trousers all summer?!?

Don't ask me, I've not worn shorts except for swimming since the 1980s.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t get the middle aged gays obsession with shorts, do you get hot knees? I wear long trousers all summer?!?

Some of us sweat profusely at anything above 12° so the more skin that's exposed to the air the better!

 

[Tisch]

I fucking love shorts. Short shorts if I can get away with it. (I.e. never)

 

[octophone]

Sorry I have to share this horrid jizzy salad someone I know shared to her insta.

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I've been trying to nail a "Jizzy Rascal" joke for a few minutes now but it's just not coming...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've been trying to nail a "Jizzy Rascal" joke for a few minutes now but it's just not coming...

We need a negative basil.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t get over how bad it looks. It makes me feel SICK!

 

[Soldi]

Who doesn’t love a salad covered in SPUNK.

 

[Tisch]

We need a negative basil.

Is the gold one still in your annals somewhere? That was quite NEGATIVE if I recall

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is the gold one still in your annals somewhere? That was quite NEGATIVE of I recall

We do not speak of that.

 

[octophone]

The Golden Basil has been buried for a reason. No human must gaze upon it lest its evil be unleashed.

 

[big ron]

I don’t get the middle aged gays obsession with shorts, do you get hot knees? I wear long trousers all summer?!?

I like being as nude as socially acceptable

 

[Soldi]

Bring back the golden basil