Post a STYLING OCH CONSULTING horror show

[Penelope]

OBVIOUSLY

 

[VoR]

I think @Suomi once described this as 'Hair styled by somebody who hated her'

 

[VoR]

So much to choose from with poor hapless Shirl, but this really was a crime.

 

[auretz]

Whatever this was meant to be

 

[Penelope]

So much to choose from with poor hapless Shirl, but this really was a crime.

The CONTROL PANTS!

 

[Kratz]

Direkt til streetwalking

 

[Penelope]

Direkt til streetwalking

I too YEARN to show off my cunt to the nation and come as high as FIFTH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm forever grateful that clearly a word was had and she found a look that worked for her for Euphoria onwards

 

[Penelope]

GOTT IN HIMMEL

 

[GNL]

GOTT IN HIMMEL

This is just that twink who's related to Laurence Fox and was in that dreadful Russell T Davies show a few years back.

 

[Penelope]

This is just that twink who was in that dreadful Russell T Davies show a few years back.

You're gonna have to narrow it down

 

[VoR]

Mummy, I’m scared!



The STONE BLACK HEART from start to finish

 

[Penelope]

*dies against stool*

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mummy, I’m scared!



The STONE BLACK HEART from start to finish

How DARE YOU!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If it's good enough for Jessica J it's good enough for Linda B

 

[VoR]

If it's good enough for Jessica J

The bar is officially on the floor

 

[Penelope]

I will defend Killer Girl till the death but it absolutely was an S OCH C nightmare

 

[VoR]

I realise times had very much changed from 2009 to 2016, but it will never not be funny to me that Amy Diamond and Lisa Ajax were the same age at the time of their respective early Melfest performances.

 

[GNL]

Can somebody pop STYLING OCH CONSULTING in the mopsy dictionary please - do these Swedes work for PwC?

 

[VoR]

If we’re doing that we really should also add GLITTER OCH GLAMOUR

 

[Penelope]

STYLING OCH CONSULTING derives from Carola's liner notes on an album she released (the Evighet album?), where she thanked her good gay friend Rickard Engfors specifically for the ominous, vague "styling och consulting"

 

[Penelope]

Also in the process of searching, I found that it's a phrase that has been posted during every year of Moopy's existence (but was only posted once during 2013 and 2019 respectively)

 

[Velvet Skies]

The LED graphics were boringly basic and her outfit was too complex. Both did not coexist well and neither had any relation whatsoever to what remains a masterpiece of a song.

This tacky deluge of clashing colours and patterns even made the app crash

 

[Penelope]

Howling at "her outfit was too complex"

 

[Kratz]

B
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BANANAS!

 

[Penelope]

I mean we frankly have to talk about THIS old madame

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean we frankly have to talk about THIS old madame

Oh. No.

 

[Penelope]

Oh. No.

OH. YEAHHHH *blinds nearest child*

 

[Penelope]

And obviously this from Melfest's premier LARPer queen

 

[ButterTart]

Klara always dresses like the eliminated queen in a design challenge where they could only use materials sourced from Card Factory; if she came onstage with jeans and a nice top energy I'd be disappointed.

 

[HalamaK]

Prison inmate is not the look to go for when you're nearing 40.

 

[HalamaK]

Klara's real SoC crime was the outfit for her first and long forgotten entry

 

[win_the_game]

So bad SVT won't even let me embed the video

Still believe she was done up something rotten by the stylist and the smoke machine. Poor love deserved better.

 

[HalamaK]

SoC butchered Kim.

 

[ButterTart]

What in CHRIST was this Miami Vice fuckery?