126 uses for a candle

[Nancy]

Let's list them:

1. To put on a cake

 

[Lucille]

2. To light a dark passage

 

[Nancy]

3. To burn through a rope holding up a big rock suspended above Nigel Farage as he squirms in his restraints

 

[Nancy]

Double post - stupid Moopy

 

[GNL]

4. To sneak into Enya's castle under cover of darkness

 

[jivafox]

5. To pour on Willem Defoe

 

[GNL]

6. To cover up FOUL ODOURS

 

[VoR]

7. Lazy gift idea

 

[GNL]

8. When you possess a delicate beauty that must avoid a strong light

 

[octophone]

9. To write a secret message which can only be revealed by pouring ink over it.

 

[octophone]

10. To force strangers to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

 

[octophone]

11. To give every other shop in a British arcade someone to look down on. That may be Yankee Candle specific, however.

 

[Lucille]

12. To be used in a metaphor about tortured dead women

 

[octophone]

13,14,15 and 16 - for Ronnie Barker to write a joke.

 

[dmlaw]

17. Improvised dildo. Not the lit end.

 

[Nancy]

12. To be used in a metaphor about tortured dead women

As in, "They're as dead as a candle" ?

 

[Nancy]

13,14,15 and 16 - for Ronnie Barker to write a joke.

Have 4 Basils for that!

 

[floppet]

18. stopping the saw blade sticking when sawing wood

 

[Joseph]

19. A quick snack when you’ve gotten TOO high

 

[ZenGiraffe]

17. Improvised dildo. Not the lit end.

20. Improvised dildo. The lit end.

 

[Dark Carnival]

2. To light a dark passage

20. Improvised dildo. The lit end.

Already in the list beb.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

21. To Honour the Patron Saint of the Unhinged

 

[dmlaw]

22. To avoid being eaten by a grue.

 

[Tisch]

23. To add to your weekly shop as a nice treat! (Cc @Iguana)

 

[Tisch]

17. Improvised dildo. Not the lit end.

20. Improvised dildo. The lit end.

Yes but are we talking birthday or Yankee?

 

[Tisch]

24. ALBAM package for loyal fans and their mums

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes but are we talking birthday or Yankee?

The Grand Dame's three wick candle of course!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

25. A storyline on a Bravo reality show.

 

[Tisch]

23. To add to your weekly shop as a nice treat! (Cc @Iguana)

 

[Lucille]

‘A Luxury Illuminant’

 

[dmlaw]

Yes but are we talking birthday or Yankee?

You know the giant ones you get in a Catholic Church…

 

[GNL]

26. Stick it in an orange because it's what Jesus would have wanted

 

[Tisch]

You know the giant ones you get in a Catholic Church…

Certainly do!

 

[big ron]

Double post - stupid Moopy

Terrible use for a candle

 

[big ron]

27. To seal a death threat letter with a luxurious flourish

 

[big ron]

28. To start a fire at a Holiday In alleged to hold asylum seekers

 

[big ron]

29. To create a budget version of your favourite Maddam Tussards wax work celebrity

 

[big ron]

30. To coat your mouth before eating a psychedelic Guatemalan insanity pepper

 

[Nancy]

28. To confuse a moth with.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

28. To confuse a moth with.

And confuse a Nancy's ability to count