UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

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Johnson really is the ultimate unflushable. Quite why anyone should give a shiny shit what he thinks about anything is entirely beyond me.
 
He's just attention seeking. Potentially a drunk banter conversation, at most.

Most useless PM ever.
 
His memoirs are out. He’s front page on the Telegraph and Fail, no doubt part of his healthy media fee

He needed a big soundbite so pretending he thought about invading a friendly country is a good start.

LOLZ

Nothing new here. Still a daft useless cunt.
 
She is awful, and it's truly fucking mad that she's seemingly so chummy with him that something like this can happen. Victoria Derbyshire would never



"See you on Sunday". NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
 
Finn said:
She is awful, and it's truly fucking mad that she's seemingly so chummy with him that something like this can happen. Victoria Derbyshire would never



"See you on Sunday". NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
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What a shame there's absolutely nothing else she could whip a few questions up about. Johnson was so famously unproblematic and boring, she's just had to cancel altogether!! Shame. :(
 
He looked AWFUL when they rolled him out to complain about the EU deal this week. I mean, he always did but he looked especially awful.

Nine kids. And the one he doesn't tell anyone about makes 10. You know, THAT one. The one in the Lords for fuck all.
 
Isn't he always FLAT BROKE? Carrie must know this so she can't be doing this for pre-emptive child support.
 
jivafox said:
Isn't he always FLAT BROKE? Carrie must know this so she can't be doing this for pre-emptive child support.
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He supposedly earns a ton speaking in the US. I have absolutely no desire to see or hear evidence of this.
 
That Boris Johnson can earn money on speaking tours proves that meritocracy is a myth.
 
I did wonder if Nadine Dorries going Reform was a warning sign

She's only ever been motivated by Boris rather than actual politics, so I wouldn't be surprised if there is also a public dePfeffel defection incoming
 
He's been putting feelers out to join Reform hasn't he? The Fail and others running op eds about Reform needing him.

They seem to have panicked and stated they don't want him because he wasn't anti-immigration enough. The jokes write themselves etc etc
 
If he is trying to make some kind of spotlight comeback (god help us all), please let's all not forget that no matter how many friends he might have in Fleet Street and The City, this sorry sack of shit is still a complete moron, a hustler, an opportunistic, worst kind of elitist silver spoon CUNT. These files should be a surprise to NO-ONE.
 
To be fair (??!) to Reform they're probably right that he isn't anti-immigration. If solely because I don't really think Boris ever had ANY real political beliefs beyond "I WANT TO BE IMPORTANT"

If he thought public opinion would swing to the left, no way would we hear anything about Rwanda or Calais or boats or Travelodges
 
Reform wouldn't have him. There's no room for both Johnson's and Farage's egos.
 
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