Monday pops round for a cuppa and steals a clock on the way out.

[octophone]

Ugh. I am feeling VERY Mondayish for some reason. Even an episode of Frankie Boyle's podcast couldn't quite lift me.

 

[Joseph]

Morning even though I haven’t been to bed yet

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, I’m feeling kinda Monday-ish today. Grim weather and just not in the mood.

 

[Santaliger007]

Its raineing & do so hole day hell to yes
Amsterdam amazeing bak sundsy ill monday
Of steroids wont long bak


Blue ligers to kool

 

[big ron]

Just know that when people say I lOvE aUtUmN because pretty leaves what you really get is this DREARY GREY SHIT.

Thankfully my folks agreed to rent a house in Spain yesterday so I'll be getting a few weeks of winter sun up me before this year is out.

 

[Nancy]

What type of clock?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's a bank holiday for me

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It feels like a bank holiday here as Mr Ag is off and the streets are quiet. It's just terrible weather.

I'm amazed I've staved off a cold while Mr Ag has been hit by one. My decision to consume my weight in fruit last week has paid off

 

[lolly]

First day back after a week off and couldn't face the emails. So I'm sticking my head in the sand and have gone out for a coffee instead.

 

[jivafox]

Obsessed with the top story on my local news

 

[big ron]

BRAVE WOMAN, 74, FACES PUDDLE

 

[Sheena]

I’m sat in my office in my coat I am that fucking cold.

Today is pay day so I’ve got about 100 emails coming from translators with invoices and I can’t be bothered doing a DAMNED thing

 

[octophone]

Obsessed with the top story on my local news

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The stairs are RIGHT THERE. Ooh, a PUDDLE. Are you alright?

 

[Indie]

Woman does bodyweight exercises to fend off aging

Sounds like good news to me

 

[Apoca]

Off to Spain tomorrow - obviously after some last-minute drama with one of the 4 of us getting covid over the weekend and frantic hotel room cancellations at the 11th hour.

 

[Generic Account]

The rain hasn't stopped today and I had to bus around because my car was making strange beeps.

And it's pitch black outside.

*curls up in a ball*

 

[Lucille]

Wait the second moon is REAL? Why is this not bigger news?

 

[big ron]

BIG SPACE DOESNT WANT US TO KNOW

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The rain hasn't stopped today and I had to bus around because my car was making strange beeps.

And it's pitch black outside.

*curls up in a ball*

NOT ANOTHER NAME CHANGE

 

[Lucille]

The rain hasn't stopped today and I had to bus around because my car was making strange beeps.

And it's pitch black outside.

*curls up in a ball*

Why has ROWAN had yet another dreadful re-brand?

 

[Rita]

ROE? WHY!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just be GRATEFUL the MONSTER didn't pick WADE

 

[lolly]

ROE? WHY!?

He likes fish eggs

 

[Rita]

Bring back OLD NAME CHANGE RULES. It’s for his own good and for the good of all humanity!

 

[funky]

ROE ROE ROE YOUR BOAT

 

[Apoca]

V WADE!

 

[Generic Account]

I thought it would be less of a mouthful and nice for autumn.

 

[Generic Account]

I'll reevaluate come winter and see where we're at.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bring back OLD NAME CHANGE RULES. It’s for his own good and for the good of all humanity!

He changed to Barnacle under the old rules, NOTHING CAN SAVE US

 

[lolly]

I'm in favour of people having authority to change their name, as long as we can impose one on them once they hit a limit.

 

[funky]

I thought it would be less of a mouthful and nice for autumn.

I've had this godawful username for SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS and I bloody put up with it because this is a forum full of neurotics who don't like CHANGE!

You and your liberties

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think we should do what the Icelandic do, and appoint a council to approve names meeting strict unhinged criteria

 

[Generic Account]

I was going to make another referendum in the forum forum but thought a soft launch would be less controversial.

It was this or Lil Orphan Kitty

 

[lolly]

I've had this godawful username for SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS and I bloody put up with it because this is a forum full of neurotics who don't like CHANGE!

You and your liberties

You had one change, didn't you? Same as me. Now we live with it.

 

[Generic Account]

I've had this godawful username for SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS and I bloody put up with it because this is a forum full of neurotics who don't like CHANGE!

You and your liberties

The floodgates have been open. It's your chance to change.

 

[funky]

You had one change, didn't you? Same as me. Now we live with it.

Not on moopy - I was FUNKYDUDE on dotmusic. There was a reason for it but it's not even a story worth sharing. It was a shit idea that was then shortened to a less shit idea.

Funky House music went out of fashion about 20 years ago. Then again, SO DID I

 

[Sheena]

Someone change it to “oldmanfunky” quick.

 

[Sheena]

In other news, I just bought a lovely cardigan. I’m rather enamoured with it. I don’t think I’ve ever owned a cardigan before.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone change it to “oldmanfunky” quick.

No one would abuse their power to do that, surely?

 

[funky]

CHANGE IT BACK GIRAFFE