Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[Marina Salty]

Enya woke up a little feverish, with stomach cramps, abdominal pain and severe diarrhea.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was watching the Junior Eurovision half-cringing, half-smiling, but yeah, she's happy to see an Enya make it to representing Ireland, with an Irish-language song at Eurovision.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya heard this new song sampling Boadicea, reciting the chorus to her tune:

"I'm here to stay
Can't replace
The way it felt
It's not too late
If you say
You feel the same?"

 

[disneyteletubby]

^I don't see the music credits to Enya in the description though; composer B1 Recordings GmbH won't do.

Metro Boomin, Enya says, is probably the most respectable producer who's sampled and credited her music

Spoiler: (Creepin' instrumental)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware that it's the middle of October 2024, not a word from her media team since last September, but might just pop out for Halloween, if not this Friday, next Monday (or the next Friday).

Oh and Enya's deep cut horror track Fairytale II might be on Spotify eventually. (but not in time for Halloween):

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was sweeping the leaves in the courtyard earlier, preparing a leafy pile in a non-windy corner to greet and add to later on.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya was sweeping the leaves in the courtyard earlier, preparing a leafy pile in a non-windy corner to greet and add to later on.

Wild

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya just fucked the corpse of a greyhound

 

[disneyteletubby]

Wild

A day of mundane yet unexpected events can be considered a 'wild child' in Enya's dictionary.

Enya has ditched the dark eyeshadow since her Dark Sky Island days, but is looking forward to overdoing the makeup for Halloween.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was flicking theough channels, currently has RTÉ Jr on the telly, watching a show called Moon and Me.


whilst disneyteletubby has CBeebies on with In The Night Garden haha. Still disappointed about the channel logo change.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is reflecting on how she was sailing away with a Number One 36 years ago and how releasing her album Watermark was a huge achievement in itself. ♡
She knows that another chart-topping single is unlikely to happen again for her, but to jump back into the charts would be intriguing (it did happen in 2013 thanks to an ad).

A single release of Boadicea for its 40th anniversary (in 2026-27) is in consideration.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya's entire flock of sheep and goats have caught the plague and will therefore be euthanized

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would be surprised if anyone on Moopy didn't hear Orinoco Flow from her first, haha.

If she were to check the subreddit now, Enya would be fascinated by the relative 'darkness' of topics in the last two posts, and yours truly, gladly jumping between the light and dark.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya has been asked to perform in a satanic ritual tonight, but politely declined.

 

[Finn]

Enya can't fucking wait for Christmas sandwiches to arrive in shops soon

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watched both Lady Gaga's and Kate Bush's releases on YouTube today, moved by both.

She much prefers Gaga's voice.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is preparing for Samhain, being a little spooked by the real spiders that wander about as she rearranges things. 🕷

 

[Finn]

Enya watched both Lady Gaga's and Kate Bush's releases on YouTube today, moved by both.

She much prefers Gaga's voice.

Enya needs to wind her fucking neck in

 

[disneyteletubby]

What about Enya's (circa 2015-16) liking of Sam Smith and Adele? (I assume she'd still like Adele but Enya was put off by the former dressed as a pork loin. Lady Gaga's meat dress had some meaning to it at least )

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya lost her two kittens yesterday and after a snitch informed her that the kittens were abducted by another neighbour, she went over to his castle in full Karen mode, demanded their immediate return and succesfully took them back

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is having a well-deserved lazy day

and she doesn't expect to get involved in any more neighbourhood antics until Halloween.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya regularly steal shopping trolleys that she gets her staff to play jousting in with no safety equipment.

She's quoted as saying "We've had cracked skulls and broken knee caps. But as I always say it will much worse if you complain - I always have a cricket bat ready"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is happily watching Strictly, impressed and amused by the costumes, but what really haunted her so far, was seeing Sara Cox doing the call details thing

Spoiler: that Sara Cox once tweeted

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has no anus.

She shits out of her cunt.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is buzzing after that Argentine Tango on Strictly (Sarah and Vito) – not only her favourite
dance, but it had the motif of one of her songs in the background! ♡

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya's favourite mosquito repellent is to set fire on dry horse shit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya hates Strictly and has a Tess Daly darts board.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya loves some coq au vin

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hates Strictly

Complete opposite. This was big news in 2015 or so

Spoiler: News story snippets

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is fine being in the minority who actually quite like when it gets dark a little earlier, helped by the time going back.
And who can say when the day sleeps, if the night keeps all your heart...night keeps all your heart. ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Today Enya learnt what the term 'face card' means, quite chuffed to know that she is eligible ️ and that several Gen Zs are big fans of her and the music. ♡

 

[Kate]

Enya is giving 12 points to Vera Lynn in the current ASFM.

 

[Finn]

Enya is hoping that the second Trump presidency will provide the boost that Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia sorely need

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is currently thinking of those in Valencia, Spain with those flash floods
and will be praying for so many of the dead this Samhain... loved ones and people she has never met ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware of there being an orchestral/choral performance of some tracks of from her album Watermark tonight, and another two in a few days' time. ~

It will probably be nice for anyone getting to see it (and cool if there'll be some on YouTube) but she is a bit disappointed for several reasons.

A big one is that, as well as Karl Jenkins and Enigma, and some other saxophone lady, they thought it was a good idea to add Riverdance and Clannad songs too.

 

[Kate]

Enya has finally managed to get Oasis tickets and is now practicing saying "MAD FER IT" in the mirror with a bucket hat on.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is glad that the Halloween festivities seem to be over for this year. Now she's gladly keeping a distance from several narcissistic people in her life, making sure not to respond to any until Christmas Eve.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is lighting a bonfire, with MAGA baseball caps tossed in amongst the logs.
Unburdened by what has been, Enya also envisions what can be - in America, and across the world.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya prayed for America.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was having a look online at some of Kamala's childhood photos and thought those wonderful colour photos look so much clearer than most of hers (up to the 1980s of course).