Lady Gaga - Disease

[Sheena]

I will not survive Friday, will I?

The POSITIVE side of this is that sounds RIGHT UP MY FUCKING STREET.

The NEGATIVE side of this is that I imagine that is what a lot of people would have said about Chromatica...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The POSITIVE side of this is that sounds RIGHT UP MY FUCKING STREET.

The NEGATIVE side of this is that I imagine that is what a lot of people would have said about Chromatica...

Well considering how wrong you are about Chromatica then I'm seeing ONLY GOOD THINGS

 

[K.C.]

Chromatica only seemed bad because SHE gave it the bare minimum. But as a Gaga album, it's very solid.

 

[Sheena]

I don't think it's AWFUL, it's just, well, THERE...

 

[Pipo]

I hate chromatica, but because she chose the wrong singles Free Woman, Babylon and Replay were very good, certified tore-bussy anthems

 

[funky]

Don’t forget Enigma. Tune.

 

[Christian]

If I hated an album every time a record company chose the wrong single, I'd be crying into my bootlegs of The One from now until Christmas

 

[Lucille]

Chromatica was Gags dipping a tentative knuckle back into her full throttle lubed to the elbow glory days, and here she will deign to plunge her whole fist in.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The video is apparently giving BAD ROMANCE and JUDAS

 

[Apoca]

....

I CLING TO!

 

[Pipo]

Is Red One still going?
Has he upped his game or is he still stuck in 2010 with the same generic beats?
I wonder what can both of them come up with in 2024.

 

[Sheena]

The video is apparently giving BAD ROMANCE and JUDAS

Yeah, cause anyone who refers to her as “Mother Monster” is HINGED.

 

[Sheena]

AND I FEEL SO TRASHY

 

[K.C.]

Can we please remember to give ALICE (Dallas) some love? Underrated af

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah, cause anyone who refers to her as “Mother Monster” is HINGED.

Hinged is NOT what I’m looking for in this thread!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who wasn't remotely excited about this until the word TECHNO was mentioned?

 

[dUb]

Hello Little *checks notes* Monsters, saw this and thought of you

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hello Little *checks notes* Monsters, saw this and thought of you

Nightingale seems to be a code name for Harlequin rather than the name of the next album.

 

[GNL]

@Finn

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just had a terrible Gaga related revelation.

She broke SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO.

 

[funky]

I've just had a terrible Gaga related revelation.

She broke SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO.

So in Madonna terms that’s between Music and Die Another Day.

FFS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've just had a terrible Gaga related revelation.

She broke SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO.

I'm about a year away from being a little monster for the majority of my life

 

[funky]

Something now tells me everyone is going to love this new song except me

Then again moopy doesn't collectively like ANYTHING anymore so it'll probably be the usual range of "best song ever" to "I don't get it" to "IT'S ALL OVER!"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@funky, it's very simple.

No matter what you hear, post SUPERLATIVE COMMENTS in ALL CAPS followed by multiple DISCO MOOPMOJIS, capped off with a DOUZE.

Then play the song over and over again until Stockholm Syndrome has taken hold, if need be. Let it SPREAD THROUGH YOU ike a DISEASE

 

[funky]

I do actually endorse this strategy

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM JOIN EM

(unless it's Katy Perry)

 

[Suedehead]

I want hooks for days, I want unhinged Gaga lyrics, operatic and theatrical vocals I want WILD SYNTHS, thumping beats and heavy/busy production that demands your attention and a reasonable amount of gay drug music vibes.

I don’t

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Suedehead]

The gay propaganda expectation being thrust on her is ridiculous and really not on brand for MEN (yes I can capitalise while making a point thank you very much) in 2024.

Check yourselves before you come for her

 

[Suedehead]

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

I forgot the origin of this
It was @kala no?

 

[funky]

The gay propaganda expectation being thrust on her is ridiculous and really not on brand for gay MEN

Suedehead, I'd like to introduce you to mopsy. Welcome and enjoy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The ridiculous gay propaganda expectation being thrust on her is ridiculous and really not on brand for gay MEN (yes I can capitalise while making a point thank you very much) in 2024.

Check yourselves before you come for her

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I forgot the origin of this
It was @kala no?

It was yes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway, us gay MEN supported her at her JAZZ STANDARDS, so we can celebrate her at her GAY DRUG MUSICS

 

[Suedehead]

Suedehead, I'd like to introduce you to mopsy. Welcome and enjoy.

You’re not one to talk, MISERY GUTS

 

[Suedehead]

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it was a perfect illusion

Mistaken for love

It wasn’t Iove
It was a perfect illusion

 

[Suedehead]

Anyway, us gay MEN supported her at her JAZZ STANDARDS, so we can celebrate her at her GAY DRUG MUSICS

Speak for yourself
I don’t claim those JIZZ standards

 

[Joseph]

Before Disease :

After Disease :

 

[K.C.]

The Moansters need to stop gatekeeping Gaga

 

[Dark Carnival]

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM JOIN EM

(unless it's Katy Perry)

I’ve rarely seen mopsy as united as it was in its hatred for Katy Perry’s SEXY CONFIDENT campaign.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've climbed into bed and left an anal swab under my pillow for the disease fairy.

I hope she leaves me a LIFE CHANGING BANGER