A thread about insane gay dating standards

[ZenGiraffe]

It was posted on SNIFFIES I think about a Chicago bathhouse.

Surely people on SNIFFIES shouldn't be concerned about a CHALLENGING ODOUR!?

 

[K.C.]

Yeah we just had Market Days and it's probably the raunchiest gay public event ever. Shitting is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[GNL]

just the tip

 

[straightorbroken]

Yeah we just had Market Days and it's probably the raunchiest gay public event ever. Shitting is just the tip of the iceberg.

Tell us more!

 

[K.C.]

Tell us more!

It's like Chicago's own Folsom. Basically a huge street market, but for gays. Lots of near-nudity, porn stars, sex gear etc. Drug use and public sex definitely happens but I don't know if it's allowed or not, since I don't think there's an age limit to enter the festival grounds.

I live about 10 minutes away from the area (Boystown) and it was absolute madness yesterday when I went grocery shopping. I quickly ran home back and sanitized my hands.

 

[Joseph]

Market Days is a free for all. At least Folsom is contained as best as it can be. Though Folsom had some guy walking around smeared in his own shit and I haven’t seen that from the Market Days posts YET

 

[straightorbroken]

It's like Chicago's own Folsom. Basically a huge street market, but for gays. Lots of near-nudity, porn stars, sex gear etc. Drug use and public sex definitely happens but I don't know if it's allowed or not, since I don't think there's an age limit to enter the festival grounds.

I live about 10 minutes away from the area (Boystown) and it was absolute madness yesterday when I went grocery shopping. I quickly ran home back and sanitized my hands.

Why aren't you giving us daily updates on this gangbang orgy village market bonanza?

 

[straightorbroken]

Same question to Joseph!

 

[GNL]

Why aren't you giving us daily updates on this gangbang orgy village market bonanza?

 

[straightorbroken]

Why was my first thought Veronica Green?

 

[K.C.]

Why aren't you giving us daily updates on this gangbang orgy village market bonanza?

I'm not gay, sorry.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm not gay, sorry.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorry, having trouble shaking the image of Kinda Cool smeared in fecal matter asking people for hand sanitizer.

 

[K.C.]

Sorry, having trouble shaking the image of Kinda Cool smeared in fecal matter asking people for hand sanitizer.

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

Which gay WASN’T IT!

 

[K.C.]

I guess the dick was bad in prison?

 

[Kratz]

I only see green flags here.

 

[Kratz]

I guess the dick was bad in prison?

I highly doubt that.

 

[GNL]

I only see green flags here.

He's an IRANIAN SPY.

With lovely thighs.

 

[Kratz]

He's an IRANIAN SPY.

With lovely thighs.

If it's good enough for the Ayatollah.

 

[Pipo]

I CAN FIX HIM

 

[big ron]

I CAN FIX HIM

He wants you to fix him! (To the underside of a luton van)

 

[Lucille]

He could dangle from my under-carriage.

 

[Kratz]

He could dangle from my under-carriage.

They'll never look for him in Crystal Palace...

 

[K.C.]

I wonder where he's being harbored

 

[Lucille]

They'll never look for him in Crystal Palace...

“Hello Police? … No, sorry we don’t do Zone 4”

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I'd reply to him on grindr. I hope the jury is disproportionately gay.

 

[K.C.]

I hope the jury is disproportionately gay.

We the jury find the defendant SICKENING.

 

[straightorbroken]

Can't believe I missed the opportunity to make a hung jury remark.

 

[K.C.]

He'll be sentenced to death(drop).

 

[Suedehead]

Is this thread real? Or am I in the twilight zone? Honestly sometimes I have to wonder

 

[Pipo]

Is Suedey on the VINO?

 

[Lucille]

This diva.

 

[GNL]

Hasn't Little Susan been through ENOUGH.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This diva.

That's true in Germany, isn't it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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That's true in Germany, isn't it?

Yup. Their line "why punish it, when it's human nature to escape"

Which makes sense, except for centuries society has been attempting to temper human nature.

 

[Joseph]

Oh he is funny…ok I might have been tempted to hide him for a few days

 

[GNL]

Daniel Khalife arrested on suspicion of spying for Iran after double agent offer, trial hears

Daniel Khalife, who is also accused of escaping from Wandsworth Prison, allegedly spent two years collecting secrets while serving with the Royal Signals Regiment and passing them to Iranian agents.

news.sky.com

God bless this himbo.

A soldier was only arrested on suspicion of spying for Iran after he twice emailed MI6 and then rang MI5 twice offering to be a double agent, a court has heard.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Daniel Khalife arrested on suspicion of spying for Iran after double agent offer, trial hears

Daniel Khalife, who is also accused of escaping from Wandsworth Prison, allegedly spent two years collecting secrets while serving with the Royal Signals Regiment and passing them to Iranian agents.

news.sky.com

God bless this himbo.

Guilty