Thursday is up for nomination

[octophone]

I suspect Tig Jr is quietly plotting to set up a squirrel F1 circuit in the back garden and @Tisch is completely blind to the matter.

A squirrel F1 is the best idea I've heard all day.

 

[octophone]

I have my appraisal today.

My goal for the next 12 months is to have left.

What kind of ghoul schedules an appraisal for Hallowe'en?

 

[Joseph]

People dressed up for Halloween and a CHILI COOKOFF in the break room. I want to go home

 

[jyxz]

What kind of ghoul schedules an appraisal for Hallowe'en?

My NEW manager

 

[jyxz]

People dressed up for Halloween and a CHILI COOKOFF in the break room. I want to go home

You Americans are the reason we have to suffer so much.

Suck it up.

 

[octophone]

People dressed up for Halloween and a CHILI COOKOFF in the break room. I want to go home

A cookoff? Is it a competition? If so, how is it judged for chili? By how many of you can shit through the eye of a needle afterwards?

 

[floppet]

A squirrel F1 is the best idea I've heard all day.

I watched loads of Youtube videos about making squirrel obstacle courses but my garden isn't big enough and I don't have the technical knowhow for some of the things they built. Some of them are amazing.

 

[Sheena]

I've just bought a 65" CHAV TV for a wall in my office and I FEEL DIRTY about it.

 

[Joseph]

You Americans are the reason we have to suffer so much.

Suck it up.

 

[Joseph]

A cookoff? Is it a competition? If so, how is it judged for chili? By how many of you can shit through the eye of a needle afterwards?

Yeah they are having a full on chili eating contest at 845 AM. I may have to take sick and leave.

I’m guessing by taste but I don’t know how much different CROCK POT CHILI can taste from each other. I will never know I guess because I am NOT joining in.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My six year old just asked me WHAT IS MATTER, I am not prepared for this.

Just say "it doesn't matter"

 

[Tisch]

Just say "it doesn't matter"

 

[Kate]

This was just on the radio and I think I've found @ButterTart's new favourite band. Shame it's too late for ASFM.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My 13 year old godson is out Trick or Treating with his mates this evening. Is there anything worse than opening the door to six teenage boys in shit masks and an attitude?

I want cute kiddies or hot sluts, otherwise, what's the point?

Mind you he does have an awesome light up mask, so credit.

 

[Star]

Love and light to you all!

 

[Rachey]

It’s probably for the best that you don’t get any trick or treaters. They might turn nasty when you hand them a box of expired fudge and then demand £19.50.

£16 actually

 

[Inner Smile]

A sad time of year for my family, my mother's sister was killed in a car accident aged 8 on this day in 1967 and I think it has a lot to do with the way it has affected my mother's nerves to this day. We had a sad conversation a few months ago with her saying 'what if I hadn't have done this, what if I hadn't have done that' etc differently, as she allowed her to go the shop before it happened. But who would ever predict something like that