PIOUS things on the internet

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[GNL]

To hell you gOoOoOoOo

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The holiest thing on the internet of course

 

[Joseph]

 

[octophone]

#smallbusiness? Using God to sell your shit? Did Christ not upend the merchant's tables in God's house?

 

[lolly]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

The frociaggine, I’m gagging on it.

 

[Lucille]

Him not tucking the shirt in makes me most mad.

 

[ButterTart]

Him not tucking the shirt in makes me most mad.

I don't think I know anyone who tucks their shirt in.

 

[Lucille]

That’s a bad outfit but tucking in the shirt would be the one way to save it.

 

[Marina Salty]

I don't think I know anyone who tucks their shirt in.

Balkan dads.

 

[funky]

I don't think I know anyone who tucks their shirt in.

Terrible gays

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why are bibles now GENDERED?

 

[GNL]

Why are bibles now GENDERED?

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It cuts out all the mentions of Eve, Ruth and the varied Marys to prevent distraction <3

 

[ButterTart]

It cuts out all the mentions of Eve, Ruth and the varied Marys to prevent distraction <3

The Varied Marys sound like an all-female Indie band with a song on the One Tree Hill soundtrack.

 

[Suedehead]

The Varied Marys sound like an all-female Indie band with a song on the One Tree Hill soundtrack.

Missed you King

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[GNL]

Why would the devil want me to not go to a day rave in Hackney Wick? To what end? TO WHAT END?

 

[big ron]

Why would the devil want me to not go to a day rave in Hackney Wick? To what end? TO WHAT END?

GOD HAS PLANS FOR YOU

(The plans are ketamine)

 

[ButterTart]

I'll bear in mind that getting arseholed and throwing up in an Uber is the righteous path whenever I'm considering cancelling plans so I can rub one out and watch Call The Midwife (possibly concurrently).

 

[funky]

Yes I often get religious intervention mixed up with social anxiety!

 

[Lucille]

Our Lord and Saviour.

 

[big ron]

My dead dog looked a bit like a manatee, I'm going to presume this is him reincarnated