Thursday will only buy woke sandwiches

[dmlaw]

It’s still too cold. My anti-racism sandwich has barely warmed me.

 

[Soldi]

I’m eating a woke omelette.

 

[big ron]

UTTER WOKE NONSENSE flavour pot noodles out now

 

[Dark Carnival]

SO MUCH SNOW

 

[Soldi]

DC show snow

 

[octophone]

It’s still too cold. My anti-racism sandwich has barely warmed me.

One slice of white bread, one slice of brown bread? *sings Ebony and Ivory because that's how we did things in the 80s*

 

[Santaliger007]

£13.50 seend sined for next day pagge wtf think gonna seend pet ligers round trch em twats lessoons iam cold person is pretty nippy out ther did have teeshirt on megga ard



Blue ligers roxs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Having another woke day off because I'm a pussy.

 

[big ron]

I am exhausted from travelling across hemispheres so of course we have a date night tonight before our 5am airport alarm tomorrow.

*dies in sleep*

 

[Lucille]

Been put on a project at work I have no experience in and have no idea what I’m doing so I’ve just spent the whole week on calls and in meetings like this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC show snow

It's not STICKING

 

[Dark Carnival]

Been put on a project at work I have no experience in and have no idea what I’m doing so I’ve just spent the whole week on calls and in meetings like this.

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At least you look cute beb x

 

[Soldi]

It's not STICKING

It’s not thawed here for a few days

 

[Joseph]

It’s cold here. I’ve been forced to wear a sweatshirt

 

[Rachey]

Mandy got us tickets to see Katy Perry next year. I'm a little bit excited.

 

[Joseph]

Mandy got us tickets to see Katy Perry next year. I'm a little bit excited.

SEXY CONFIDENT

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mandy got us tickets to see Katy Perry next year. I'm a little bit excited.

DIVORCE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mandy got us tickets to see Katy Perry next year. I'm a little bit excited.

Hideous

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never forget she's a robot

 

[dmlaw]

SEXY CONFIDENT

I don’t know why the ‘sexy confident’ line gets all the mockery when ‘so soft, so strong’ is objectively much worse AND got her sued by Andrex.

 

[Lucille]

Wait she stole her lyrics from a pack of BOG ROLL?

 

[Rachey]

Blimey what's with the Katy Perry hate, have I missed something

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Blimey what's with the Katy Perry hate, have I missed something

There is a whole thread of absolutely unhinged disparagement of her.

I'm one of the biggest contributors

 

[Rachey]

I'm not reading a 41 page thread

I shall continue to listen to her songs and be oblivious.

Besides, she and Orlando Bloom are regular visitors to my island so I have to like her, she might want fudge one day.

 

[Lucille]

I'm not reading a 41 page thread

IT’S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU!!!

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not reading a 41 page thread

I shall continue to listen to her songs and be oblivious.

Besides, she and Orlando Bloom are regular visitors to my island so I have to like her, she might want fudge one day.

She worked with a known rapist! She always seems a bit desperate! Her most recent album is REALLY bad! SHE DAMAGED SOME PROTECTED DUNES!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also KILLED A NUN

 

[Rita]

I'm not reading a 41 page thread

I shall continue to listen to her songs and be oblivious.

Besides, she and Orlando Bloom are regular visitors to my island so I have to like her, she might want fudge one day.

Have you listened to her new stuff? It’s objectively HORRENDOUS.

I do like her old music though and I’m sure she will be singing all the HITS at the gig you are going to so don’t listen to these CRUEL,CRUEL PEOPLE Rachey. You do you babe.

 

[Rachey]

Have you listened to her new stuff? It’s objectively HORRENDOUS.

I do like her old music though and I’m sure she will be singing all the HITS at the gig you are going to so don’t listen to these CRUEL,CRUEL PEOPLE Rachey. You do you babe.

I've not listened to any of her new stuff but I like her old music. She seems fun. She's nice and poppy. Mandy adores her. I get a weekend away. Win win.

Plus my musical taste has always been questionable, Moopy won't change that

 

[rhythmbandit]

Blimey what's with the Katy Perry hate, have I missed something

She married Russell Brand, can't think of anything else.

 

[Rachey]

She married Russell Brand, can't think of anything else.

I used to like him I don't anymore.

 

[Lucille]

Well as long as you’re happy and you get a nice weekend away and your minge nibbled, who cares about the POOR PROTECTED DUNES that suffer in her wake?

 

[Marina Salty]

She seems fun. She's nice and poppy. Mandy adores her. I get a weekend away. Win win.

She killed a NUN for God's sake!

 

[Rachey]

Well as long as you’re happy and you get a nice weekend away and your minge nibbled, who cares about the POOR PROTECTED DUNES that suffer in her wake?

I'm also excited to see Justin Timberlake at the Isle of Wight festival. He's hated by people too because of how he treated Britney.

At least Westlife never do anything bad.

 

[Rita]

Well as long as you’re happy and you get a nice weekend away and your minge nibbled, who cares about the POOR PROTECTED DUNES that suffer in her wake?

Don’t be jel Lucy!

 

[Rita]

At least Westlife never do anything bad.

Other than EXIST.

 

[Rachey]

Other than EXIST.

Nice men tho

Never killed a nun, beaten or raped anyone, and don't film videos on sand dunes.

 

[Rita]

Nice men tho

Never killed a nun, beaten or raped anyone, and don't film videos on sand dunes.

Don’t tell this to ME. I am not FUNDING HER!

 

[Marina Salty]

I'm also excited to see Justin Timberlake at the Isle of Wight festival. He's hated by people too because of how he treated Britney.

I'd be excited too for Justin, he's cute, all is forgiven.