ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - The Classy Christmas Avatars Gala

[ButterTart]

(I asked ChatGPT for Father Christmas going through Cheadle on a sleigh with Cyndi Lauper, except Cyndi came out looking more like Enya leaving a dress rehearsal for Godspell)​

It's the most wonderful time of the year, so let's celebrate in style

Throughout the evening, I'll be dropping your classy Christmas avatars - as well as the OFFICIAL running order - in this very thread. I've got some bits on tonight which is why I said 'throughout the evening' - I might fuck them all into the thread pretty quickly, it might take a while. Either way, don't put your tea off.

Viewers of a sensitive disposition should be warned that some of these avatars are very HIGH-END. If you find yourself overwhelmed, just take a moment and think of something common - I suggest picturing @Gold Funkincense & Myrrh shoplifting a turkey from the Bejam's.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And Christmas season has truly begun.

 

[Tisch]

We've broken AI, it can only churn out Enya.

 

[Tisch]

Loving the fag and tea friendly method of dropping the avatars off whenever. Much like Santa dropping his load down our chimneys very on HIS TERMS.

 

[octophone]

We've broken AI, it can only churn out Enya.

It turns out Enya is The Singularity.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hoping nasty ZenGiraffe doesn't declare martial law and close the whole thing down.

 

[octophone]

Or, worse, declares Marshall Law and all the entries are now by Eminem.

 

[ButterTart]

1. Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready

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[ButterTart]

I fear we may have peaked too soon. I don't know how we can get classier than noted chart success Kath Perrin (sp?)

 

[Tisch]

Without wanting to give TOO MUCH away, please don't let this be another Flag Avatar Gala of shit I don't get

Can't we just do SOVEREIGN NATIONS again.

 

[ButterTart]

2. Christmas Tree Cake

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[ButterTart]

3. Mistlehoes

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[Tisch]

Sabrina Carpenter/Christina Aguilera looks so old/young!!

 

[ButterTart]

4. Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual

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[ButterTart]

Sabrina Carpenter/Christina Aguilera looks so old/young!!

I think it's a before and after of Katie Piper.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hoping nasty ZenGiraffe doesn't declare martial law and close the whole thing down.

Time for THREE VERY EXCITED AUTOCRATS

 

[Tisch]

I think it's a before and after of Katie Piper.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Jeans and a festive top

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[Tisch]

5. Jeans and a festive top

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Dorinda in the back looking like the PE teacher who used to make *sure* the girls were showering properly

 

[ButterTart]

6. Multi-use nativity ornaments

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[ButterTart]

Dorinda in the back looking like the PE teacher who used to make *sure* the girls were showering properly

Oh For some reason I thought they were Atomic Kitten

 

[ButterTart]

7. Classy christmas nails

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[Tisch]

6. Multi-use nativity ornaments

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Clearly Rachey

 

[Tisch]

7. Classy christmas nails

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Clearly not Rachey

 

[ButterTart]

8. The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree

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[ButterTart]

9. The Sexual Goose DEAD

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[ButterTart]

10. Enya opens door to carol singers

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[AGinAg (37)]

10. Enya opens door to carol singers

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Hi Gala, we have A.I. now.

 

[ButterTart]

11. A Fucking Huge Viennetta

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[ButterTart]

I love the unalloyed joy on that woman's face after being presented with a 35 kilo slab of crunchy bits that get in your teeth and ice cream that's far too cold.

 

[ButterTart]

12. Christmas Carvery

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[ButterTart]

The fucking carrot's not even TOPPY

 

[octophone]

12. Christmas Carvery

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Why is everything GREY?

 

[ButterTart]

13. Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time

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[ButterTart]

Is the guy in that picture Plan B, the singer and rapper famous for his extensive career which spanned from 2011 all the way to 2011?

 

[octophone]

Is that Rod Stewart at the back?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Notable features of that revolting dinner

 

[ButterTart]

Is that Rod Stewart at the back?

I thought it was Christine Hamilton

 

[ButterTart]

14. Madonna Xmas tree magic

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[AGinAg (37)]

13. Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time

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Murder-suicide is such a sad family outcome.