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big ron

big ron

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Ms Ron is heading down to the big city in a couple of weeks on her own and her Mum is Corrie levels of AGHAST at the thought.

This is tickling me.
 
In other news someone has fully hacked my Facebook and I don't know why, and I'm not sure I care enough to recover it.
 
I’m off to Riga. Never been but this is our third attempt at going considering a Covid cancellation and a family death have derailed us.

If the plane crashes, I love you Moopy, memorialise me and go cottaging on my birthday every year.
 
Sheena Baby said:
I’m off to Riga. Never been but this is our third attempt at going considering a Covid cancellation and a family death have derailed us.

If the plane crashes, I love you Moopy, memorialise me and go cottaging on my birthday every year.
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Do you want Sheena DEAD or Sheena Baby DEAD?
 
I've been to Riga. My mate got a beating for trying to pay his bill at a dodgy strip club with a Boots advantage card.
 
"You can't go to London on your own, don't you know anyone you can meet there?"
 
When we went travelling around SE Asia her Mum watched Taken as we were flying and spent 2 days thinking we'd be kidnapped.
 
Oh I quite liked Riga when I went a few months back - more than I’d expected TBF.
 
Trying to find a CANDLE for a Christmas present. WHY are they all over £20?!
 
We were a given a Yankee candle advent calendar. It's fucking shit. Rubbish wicks and barely a scent.
 
My zen coffee table candles are more than pleasing.

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We had apocalyptic rain about two hours ago. I was at work but sat out in my car having a fag when it got really bad, I couldn't see out of the car windows and it was like going through a car wash. I've arrived home to discover that the rain has come in through the edge of the extension roof where the gutters are. I should ring a builder to come and have a look but the bank account told me to put kitchen roll along the windowledges instead, so that's what I've done. I've also asked Mr F to get up the ladder and clean the leaves out of the gutters tomorrow while I'm at work (if he does it I'll show my arse on the Town Hall steps).
 
Yeah its been wild today, we were going out but fuck that!
 
I left work nearly two and a half hours ago and have only just got on my second bus. The rain has been crazy.
 
Is this the storm? It is meant to hit Ireland tomorrow and I am very happy I am in Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
 
FaiRitale of New York said:
Is this the storm? It is meant to hit Ireland tomorrow and I am very happy I am in Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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A combination of wind, rain, and overflowing drains causing diversions in my case.

It seems to have stopped for now, but it's due again later.
 
big rondiculous christmas name said:
I've been to Riga. My mate got a beating for trying to pay his bill at a dodgy strip club with a Boots advantage card.
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This happened to me in Krakow. My str8 mate wanted to go in and I thought “yeah fine I’ll just have a drink”

They worked me HARD trying to get me in for a dance, filled me with “free” shots and then eventually brought the “sexy one” (she wasn’t) out to coerce me into a dance. I don’t remember what she said but I agreed and before I knew it I’m giving it “oh yeah love! That’s the ticket!” as she stuck her arse in my face.

She wanted £500 for the pleasure. And called the madam over who then called a guy over who then threatened to beat me up. I paid up and left my mate in there but gave him a courtesy call once I was safe 💅

Told the scam squad at Nationwide who burst out laughing when I told her I speak fag.

Wouldn’t have cared if it was some hot polish man.
 
PercyPig said:
This happened to me in Krakow. My str8 mate wanted to go in and I thought “yeah fine I’ll just have a drink”

They worked me HARD trying to get me in for a dance, filled me with “free” shots and then eventually brought the “sexy one” (she wasn’t) out to coerce me into a dance. I don’t remember what she said but I agreed and before I knew it I’m giving it “oh yeah love! That’s the ticket!” as she stuck her arse in my face.

She wanted £500 for the pleasure. And called the madam over who then called a guy over who then threatened to beat me up. I paid up and left my mate in there but gave him a courtesy call once I was safe 💅

Told the scam squad at Nationwide who burst out laughing when I told her I speak fag.

Wouldn’t have cared if it was some hot polish man.
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Yeah its a classic swindle. We’d told him not to go seeking sexy ladies but he was having none of it.
 
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