Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

[AGinAg (37)]

Quite the jawline really.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I'd write to him in prison

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All these twinky bad boys.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Him and the UK prison escapee to COLLAB please

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Without prompting, Mr Ag just called him a modern day Robin Hood.

I'm glad I married him.

 

[Joseph]

I asked Biden to pardon him

 

[Shoat]

Always time for a festive Eggnog Latte (venti, oat milk please) before an assassination

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pardons for nudes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope he's not disappointing like Jan 6th Jamiroquai.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He looks a little bit like Ben Feldman of Superstore and Mad Men fame.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can excuse the brutal murder of a poor family's father in broad daylight, but I draw the line at SEXY CONFIDENT

 

[Lucille]

Oh she’s TAKING IT!

 

[Lucille]

The cute smile! Oh she knows she’s NASTY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh she KNEW what she was doing!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Honestly, a SERVE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

And who said Facebook isn't still relevant?

I did. It’s not. Bye.

 

[Lucille]

That feeling when you’re having a vanilla latte at 6:30 and have an assassination at 6:45!

 

[Finn]

 

[Lucille]

He clearly knew he was getting away with it!

You wouldn’t order a Starbucks if it’s potentially your last coffee EVER!

 

[Lucille]

Obsessed with the nonchalance!

 

[K.C.]

I did. It’s not. Bye.

The numbers > You. Sorry. Bye.

 

[Lucille]

The numbers > You. Sorry. Bye.

A father is dead.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Shoat]

We're going to end up with a Criminal Twinks sub forum aren't we?

 

[K.C.]

We're going to end up with a Criminal Twinks sub forum aren't we?

And we've already got the main thread

Thread 'Meghan Trainor - Criminals'

Sep 8, 2024

The only good thing about this TERRIBLE Netflix show is that it gave us Nicole Kidman dancing to a, and I can't believe I'm saying this, good Meghan Trainor song





Or has the show just ROTTED MY BRAIN?

• ZenGiraffe
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[K.C.]

Oh it's so flashy when you link a thread. I feel wonderfully post-industrial.

 

[vespertine]

This has been the story of the year for me. Finally an assassin with some aim and common sense.

 

[K.C.]

America is in her assassin era. JF-WHO?

 

[Joseph]

 

[Marina Salty]

Is everyone taking the piss? Cause the pic guy and the video guy can't be the same people, coat and bag colours are different.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The video leaked?!

 

[Lucille]

leaked

Not the only thing leaking!

 

[vespertine]

Is everyone taking the piss? Cause the pic guy and the video guy can't be the same people, coat and bag colours are different.

I think the pics of him were taken the day prior at the hostel he was staying at.

 

[big ron]

Is everyone taking the piss? Cause the pic guy and the video guy can't be the same people, coat and bag colours are different.

Like that matters

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is everyone taking the piss? Cause the pic guy and the video guy can't be the same people, coat and bag colours are different.

You fail spy college.

 

[octophone]

OMG, the THIRST for this guy! Is the URL onlyassassins.com taken?

 

[jivafox]

Turns out the dead vampire was being investigated for insider trading too.

Imagine making THAT salary and getting THOSE bonuses and still deciding to STEAL MORE!

 

[octophone]

It's almost as if inculcated capitalists are, I dunno, EVIL or something...

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]