Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

[Lucille]

The real plot twist is when he’s hiding out at his parent’s estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

 

[K.C.]

Surprised he hasn't surfaced on Grindr yet.

 

[Lucille]

I feel like he’ll turn up in Chiswick like the hot prison escapee twink/Iranian spy.

 

[Lucille]

Chiswick is so blandly expensive it makes you feel like murdering someone.

 

[GNL]

The real plot twist is when he’s hiding out at his parent’s estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

Martha has a vineyard now? I don't want to sample those grapes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The fact he's apparently left New York should not be a revelation

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[K.C.]

Someone in this very thread is probably harboring him.

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine when he’s found and it turns out that he is not actually all that hot.

 

[K.C.]

Imagine when he’s found and it turns out that he is not actually all that hot.

Won't make a single difference to these whores.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine when he’s found and it turns out that he is not actually all that hot.

Like this is the first time everyone here has wanked over a blurry pic of man

 

[Joseph]

Like this is the first time everyone here has wanked over a blurry pic of man

Takes me back to 1996 AOL chatrooms and blurry email pics

 

[Dark Carnival]

Takes me back to 1996 AOL chatrooms and blurry email pics

Girl I did that on Snapchat the other week!

 

[K.C.]

Who he assassinates next will tell us if he's a top or a bottom.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Lucille]

The merry-go-round? Oh he’s WHIMSICAL as well.

 

[Marina Salty]

Police commissioner Tisch still cracks me up

 

[octophone]

This thread is absolute gold. I actually feel FESTIVE reading this.

 

[octophone]

Might make my Deathlist for 2025 the 25 highest paid CEOs in America.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Might make my Deathlist for 2025 the 25 highest paid CEOs in America.

And then the rest of us can begin MANIFESTING

 

[K.C.]

So who conveniently has an army of twink assassins?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So who conveniently has an army of twink assassins?

Dustin Lance Black.

 

[Lucille]

How does the KETTERING TWINK fit into all this?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What EXPENSIVE TASTE IN BAGS our assassin has, and a sponsorship deal can't be far away.

 

[K.C.]

He clearly has a sugar daddy. Probably a wealthy CEO or something.

 

[Tisch]

The bag looks so happy

 

[Tisch]

DP (one from the CEO, one from the assassin )

 

[Shoat]

We're all going to be hugely disappointed when it's uncovered this wasn't Robin Hood fighting for the people, but an aggrieved Junior Vice President denied a promotion

 

[K.C.]

Or if he's straight.

 

[Lucille]

The bag looks so happy

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It’s giving…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Next ASFM theme?

 

[jyxz]

Next ASFM theme?

Murder songs?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Murder songs?

Well @Chestnuts 🌰 Roe-sting 🌳 on an Open Fire 🔥 has already tried murdering me in this latest ASFM

 

[Marina Salty]

Or if he's straight.

Good heavens no!

 

[Star]

The bag looks so happy

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Is this the best you can do Detective Tish?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this the best you can do Detective Tish?!

You don't want him to succeed now do you?

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Lucille]

It’d be a good bit if the actual shooter turned up to the lookalike contest.

 

[vespertine]

Call me a conspiracy theorist but my Spidey senses are beginning to tingle about all of this, particularly the media's coverage of the gleeful response to it. I wouldn't be surprised if it's used as some sort of progenitor for a revised internet/social media c̶e̶n̶s̶o̶r̶s̶h̶i̶p̶ terms of use. Which would be difficult to enforce but there's been talk of it for ages. Either way I don't think the elites are going to react well.