Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

[PercyPig]

I'm wagering on BUSHY PUBES, though

Real men full bush

 

[Sheena]

Real men full bush

Full bush, probably stinks...

...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need him BIBLICALLY, TORAHLY, QURANLY, and ANY OTHER HOLY TEXTUALLY

 

[GNL]

Sorry I could forgive murdering a CEO and having various terrible political opinions but I draw the line at eating your flatmate's ice cream. Lock him up.

 

[dmlaw]

Maybe the flatmate decked him over the ice cream theft and that’s what happened to his back.

 

[octophone]

I'm wagering on BUSHY PUBES, though

Oh goodness, yes. It'll be like GORSE down there.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Leaked video shows UnitedHealth CEO saying insurer will continue practices that combat 'unnecessary' care

UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty said in a leaked internal video that the insurance company plays an important role in guarding against "unnecessary" and "unsafe" care.

www.foxbusiness.com

Someone has made themselves the next target

 

[K.C.]

He reminds me so much of Ramona's husband....(an Italian named Mario)

 

[jyxz]

I started leaking myself when I thought there was a leaked video.

Dammit

 

[Marina Salty]

No new photos of him?

 

[K.C.]

This new?

 

[K.C.]

He looks like he slams doors.

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

Anyone want his fake ID?

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[jivafox]

 

[HalamaK]

A second one shot?

 

[Marina Salty]

I was hoping twitter would have some coverage today about how did he sleep last night and if he was appointed to see a doctor for his back pain.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Marina Salty]

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There's more where this came from

 

[K.C.]

We stan an ethical assassin!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[K.C.]

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From account "torturedporn"??!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GAYS DON'T DESERVE RIGHTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just to say this is now a bigger topic than Grenfell and gay marriage in the UK.

 

[Lucille]

New character alert!

 

[Marina Salty]

I suppose the lawyer was appointed to represent him by the state, not his family. Also if that's the case does he still have to pay him? Like the ambulance?

 

[Dark Carnival]

GAYS DON'T DESERVE RIGHTS

 

[Lucille]

I suppose the lawyer was appointed to represent him by the state, not his family. Also if that's the case does he still have to pay him? Like the ambulance?

I imagine his family is wealthy enough to have a family lawyer.

 

[Marina Salty]

Hopefully a better one.

 

[funky]

New character alert!

He looks, talks and moves like a Pixar character

 

[Penelope]

Hopefully a better one.

I'm not sure he's getting acquitted for this one

 

[K.C.]

 

[Madison]

Solidarity

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not sure he's getting acquitted for this one

If ‘that CEO had it coming’ is no longer a valid defence then I really don’t know what is happening to the justice system.