ASFM presents... ASFXMAS - Bring me some figgy VOTING

[ButterTart]

My apologies for the typo in the title, one of the i's should have been an a.

It's time to cast a vote on your festive favourite. Are you up for a Christmas in New York, or is a bit of Kissing in the Cold more your scene?

Your Christmas list is here:

1. Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready: Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree
2. Christmas Tree Cake: Pongo - Celebrate
3. Mistlehoes: Lea Michele - Christmas In New York
4. Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual: Joalin - La Chica-cá
5. Jeans and a festive top: Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club
6. Multi-use nativity ornaments: Drama - First Christmas
7. Classy christmas nails: Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon
8. The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree: Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas
9. The Sexual Goose DEAD: Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for
10. Enya opens door to carol singers: Despina Vandi - Kalanta
11. A Fucking Huge Viennetta: Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss
12. Christmas Carvery: Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas
13. Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time: Imogen Heap - Just For Now
14. Madonna Xmas tree magic : Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou
15. such a beautiful rug: Florrie - Kissing in the Cold
16. The Christmas Fairy: Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO
17. Moomins at Winter Solstice: Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year
18. A Christmas Massacre: Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past
19. The Christmas Bins, Hackney: Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying
20. Christmas Jumper Targeted Adverts: Maxx - Power of Love
21. The Laughing Cow ~ Christmas diva edition: Sissel - Christmas Time is Here
22. Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament: Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli
23. Christmas at Harrods: Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit
24. Probably... the classiest Christmas Tree in the world: Sabaton - Christmas Truce

YouTube playlist is here:



Spotify playlist is here:



Please DM me with your votes in the following denominations. Remember, you CANNOT sniff your own farts, so @ZenReindeer don't try voting for Mary Chapin Carpenter even though you blatantly submitted it.

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I want to do the results on Sunday 22nd December if possible, so can we aim to get votes in by 23:59 on 21st December?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God, HOHO is so much better the second time around

 

[Tisch]

Where can I drop off my 500 bonus Mary Chapin Carpenter points pls? @Mary's Boy Tart ?

 

[ButterTart]

Where can I drop off my 500 bonus Mary Chapin Carpenter points pls? @Mary's Boy Tart ?

caramellazen69@zorra.net

 

[Music]

I might vote despite not being arsed to enter.

 

[Marina Salty]

Read this as "DM me with your votes in the following abominations"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Read this as "DM me with your votes in the following abominations"

That's not fair.

Mary Chapin Carpenter is so much worse that it's an insult to abomination

 

[Iguana]

Mary Chapin Carpenter ft. Three Very Excitable Girls

 

[OutSynk]

Judging by the artwork on Spotify it looks like almost every song is an actual Christmas song.

 

[Tisch]

Judging by the artwork on Spotify it looks like almost every song is an actual Christmas song.

They are NOT

 

[ButterTart]

Judging by the artwork on Spotify it looks like almost every song is an actual Christmas song.

I think there are four that aren't Christmas songs? We also have actual Mopsy household names Anna Vissi and Mary Chapin Carpenter back back back again. We were just missing Delta and Cyndi for a full set.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I think there are four that aren't Christmas songs? We also have actual Mopsy household names Anna Vissi and Mary Chapin Carpenter back back back again. We were just missing Delta and Cyndi for a full set.

Can’t believe Cyndi had the audacity to infiltrate and dominate an ASFXmas but isn’t even bothering to sing a Christmas song on her ongoing tour (yet).

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t believe Cyndi had the audacity to infiltrate and dominate an ASFXmas but isn’t even bothering to sing a Christmas song on her ongoing tour (yet).

How has she found time to release non-Christmas songs in amongst her ceaseless barrage of festive smashes?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My votes, and my petition to the Court of Strasbourg, have been submitted.

 

[ButterTart]

Can confirm the first wotes have been received!

I can’t tell you who @ZenReindeer gave his secret 100 point admin bonus to, but let’s just say Joseph isn’t the only Carpenter to receive a surprise bundle of joy at Christmas.

 

[octophone]

I'll be doing this over the weekend. Brace yerselves.

 

[Indie]

I might enter a song this time. Who do I send my entry to?

 

[octophone]

I might enter a song this time. Who do I send my entry to?

@Dr Michael Winstanley

 

[ButterTart]

I might enter a song this time. Who do I send my entry to?

Me too, who's running this one?

 

[Indie]

@Dr Michael Winstanley

On it!

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have prepared my longlist. I just need to add a few to it so that I fill all the voting slots.

 

[ButterTart]

We've had FOUR sets of votes in so far, which I think may be a record with over a week until the deadline

 

[jyxz]

Hoping to get mine over to you this weekend

 

[Joseph]

Will get mine done this evening

 

[Joseph]

My votes are in

I really think this was an excellent set of songs (many I didn’t know) and it was quite hard to vote on them.

 

[jyxz]

I’ve found a couple more howlers I never knew existed. Might package them all up for a post-competition ‘treat’ (none are on Spotify)

 

[jyxz]

VOTED!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Submitted!

 

[octophone]

Some of you are just sick. Sick and wrong, I tell you...

 

[OutSynk]

Some of you are just sick. Sick and wrong, I tell you...

I'm absolutely dreading starting this.

 

[funky]

I'm absolutely dreading starting this.

Same

The self loathing we go through to support ASFM. It should be studied.

 

[octophone]

I'm absolutely dreading starting this.

Honestly, I remembered why I don't do this so much; it'a not because I don't have a song, it's wading through the absolute SLURRY some people enter for a laugh.

 

[dmlaw]

Fortunately, there are precisely 11 songs which are worthy of receiving points, including my own. But which order should those points go in?

 

[octophone]

Right, I'm going to give this another go...pray for Omarion.

 

[octophone]

Nope...got through another 10 songs and I need a rest.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nope...got through another 10 songs and I need a rest.

If I survived MCC, you can survive the rest of the songs

 

[octophone]

If I survived MCC, you can survive the rest of the songs

What, The Longest Song Of The Year? I could feel my leg hair growing as that played.

 

[OutSynk]

I think I'm just gonna do previews this time.

 

[OutSynk]

Also can we please get an extension until next Christmas.

 

[ButterTart]

Also can we please get an extension until next Christmas.

Sadly not. You have until Sunday, maybe Monday and you'll be grateful.