ASFXMAS.... All I want for Christmas is RESULTS! Tonight, 7pm

[ButterTart]

In at number ten...

 

[octophone]

This must already be my best performance ever.

 

[Berly]

Top 10

 

[ButterTart]

10th - Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready

Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree


Submitted by @Berly

60 points

12 - ZZ
8 – Joseph, Rhythmbandit, Funky
6 – Neon, Iguana, Rita, Ill Advised​

 

[ButterTart]

Which lady's dancing into 9th place? By dancing, I mean tits out doing the Macarena obvs

 

[ButterTart]

9th - The Christmas Bins, Hackney

Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying


Submitted by @Kate

65 points

12 – Berly, Octophone
8 – BoysForSeles, DisneyTeletubby
5 – Indie, Rhythmbandit
4 – ButterTart
3 – Ginag, Marina Salty
2 – Neon, Tisch
1 – Joseph​

 

[octophone]

That was easily the best entry (apart from mine).

 

[Berly]

9th - The Christmas Bins, Hackney
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Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying


Submitted by @Kate

65 points

12 – Berly, Octophone
8 – BoysForSeles, DisneyTeletubby
5 – Indie, Rhythmbandit
4 – ButterTart
3 – Ginag, Marina Salty
2 – Neon, Tisch
1 – Joseph​

Absolutely love this. Only one to transfer over to my own Christmas playlist. Bravo @Kate love the lyrics, a triumph

 

[ButterTart]

Which milky maid has bagged 8th place?

 

[ButterTart]

8th - A Fucking Huge Viennetta

Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss


Submitted by @the octy and the ivy

72 points

12 – BoysForSeles, Indie, dmlaw
8 – Marina Salty
7 – ButterTart, OutSynk
5 - Funky
4 - ZZ
3 - Kate
2 – Win the Game​

 

[ButterTart]

Now, who's that swanning about in 7th?

 

[octophone]

Bastards.

 

[octophone]

That was an absolute winner, you mangy shower.

 

[ButterTart]

7th - Probably... the classiest Christmas Tree in the world

Sabaton - Christmas Truce


Submitted by @InDie Hard 2

75 points

10 – ButterTart, Kate, dmlaw
8 – OutSynk, Tisch
7 – DisneyTeletubby
6 - Octophone
5 – ZenGiraffe
4 – BoysForSeles
3 – Iguana, Rhythmbandit
1 – Ginag​

 

[dmlaw]

Smoke Fairies was clearly the best song in the competition and I hope you all enjoy your festive syphilis.

 

[ButterTart]

That was an absolute winner, you mangy shower.

First song on the list to get three lots of 12. In fact, that's the joint second highest tally of twelves for any song except the winner.

 

[Tisch]

7th - Probably... the classiest Christmas Tree in the world
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Sabaton - Christmas Truce


Submitted by @InDie Hard 2

75 points

10 – ButterTart, Kate, dmlaw
8 – OutSynk, Tisch
7 – DisneyTeletubby
6 - Octophone
5 – ZenGiraffe
4 – BoysForSeles
3 – Iguana, Rhythmbandit
1 – Ginag​

How is this NOT ButterTart?

 

[octophone]

First song on the list to get three lots of 12. In fact, that's the joint second highest tally of twelves for any song except the winner.

Well at least those who know KNOW.

 

[dmlaw]

And Sabaton was the second best song in the competition. I’m sensing a really poor quality incoming winner.

 

[ButterTart]

How is this NOT ButterTart?

I've NEARLY sent it before. I knew it was on Indie's radar already so as long as one of us sent it (and it correctly got top ten) I'm happy.

 

[dmlaw]

How is this NOT ButterTart?

He was also clearly the trance one.

 

[ButterTart]

The Sexual Goose is currently a-laying the person in 6th place.

 

[Tisch]

And Sabaton was the second best song in the competition. I’m sensing a really poor quality incoming winner.

1st - MUNA - I Know a Place (91380 points)


Merry Christmas!

 

[octophone]

Joalin is winning, I reckon.

 

[Tisch]

I've NEARLY sent it before. I knew it was on Indie's radar already so as long as one of us sent it (and it correctly got top ten) I'm happy.

I'm sure finishing over him helps!

Plus your song has charted higher than his this time round!

 

[ButterTart]

6th - The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree

Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas


Submitted by @Mary’s Boy Tart

77 points

12 – Ginag
10 - Rita
8 – Kate, Iguana, dmlaw
7 – Win the Game, Tisch
6 – ZenGiraffe
5 – OutSynk
4 - Octophone
1 – BoysForSeles, Jyxz​

 

[octophone]

The Sexual Goose is currently a-laying the person in 6th place.

 

[octophone]

Octy's notes:

Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas - oh, here we go, TITS OUT!

 

[ButterTart]

So we have our TOP FIVE. Good luck to every one of the thieving cunts who deprived me of a spot in the top five:

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO
Despina Vandi - Kalanta
Florrie - Kissing in the Cold
Joalin - La Chica-cá
Pongo - Celebrate

@Ill Advised
@Fejyxz Navidad
@Neon
@OutSynk
@ZZanta

 

[ButterTart]

Who's polishing their GOLD RING to receive a number 5 placing?

 

[ButterTart]

5th - Enya opens door to carol singers

Despina Vandi – Kalanta


Submitted by @ZZanta

78 points

12 - Roe
10 – Jyxz, DisneyTeletubby
7 – ZenGiraffe, Ginag, Indie, Marina Salty
6 - Kate
5 – Win the Game
3 - Rita
2 – OutSynk, Funky​

 

[dmlaw]

That does seem to be five of the least Christmassy songs in the Top 5. Maybe we’ve already sent all the good Christmas songs.

 

[ButterTart]

Is number 4 calling birds? I very much doubt it, unless he's had a pretty massive change of career.

 

[Marina Salty]

I've had this on my list for years, glad zz sent it so I can write it off. Did a whole lot better than I thought it would too.

 

[ButterTart]

4th - Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual

Joalin - La Chica-cá


Submitted by @OutSynk

82 points

12 – Win the Game, Marina Salty, Ill Advised
10 – Octophone
7 - Rhythmbandit
6 - Jyxz
5 – BoysForSeles, Joseph, dmlaw, Rita
3 – ZenGiraffe​

 

[ButterTart]

Man alive! It's TOP THREE TIME

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO
Florrie - Kissing in the Cold
Pongo - Celebrate

@Ill Advised
@Fejyxz Navidad
@Neon

 

[octophone]

OH

 

[ButterTart]

Who's always the FRENCH HEN, never the bride?

 

[jyxz]

Top THREE

 

[Marina Salty]

Outsynk robbed