Wednesday presents CHRISTMAS DAY

[Lucille]

My Dad just called ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, ‘Britain’s Got a Transvestite’

 

[jivafox]

My Dad just called ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, ‘Britain’s Got a Transvestite’

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My Dad just called ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, ‘Britain’s Got a Transvestite’

I can't decide whether to cancel him or celebrate him

 

[GNL]

My Dad just called ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, ‘Britain’s Got a Transvestite’

That sounds very Channel 5.

 

[Lucille]

I can't decide whether to cancel him or celebrate him

It’s kind of inspired but I didn’t want to encourage him by laughing.

 

[Rita]

merry christmas to the sluts, the retirees, the nasty JLo haters, and even the Irish!

THREE OUT OF FOUR AIN’T BAD!!

 

[Rita]

Christmas is such a whirlwind of all emotions. I have laughed, cried, drank too much and not ate enough. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

 

[Rita]

I'm not 100% sure about one if these, but i believe @FaiRitale of New York may have the FULL SET!

You beat me to it! I don’t hate J Lo though.

 

[Rita]

Although rethinking she is involved with the whole Paedo Diddy thing so, yeah. BINGO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

That sounds very Channel 5.

 

[Lucille]

Now Dad’s trying to articulate why he doesn’t like Dr. Who anymore.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now Dad’s trying to articulate why he doesn’t like Dr. Who anymore.

It’s WOKE!

 

[Lucille]

Just made my Mum a drink and rather than say thank you she just responded “I DON’T LIKE THIS GLASS”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now Dad’s trying to articulate why he doesn’t like Dr. Who anymore.

HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE NCUTI ANYWAY?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My parents have just left without expressing a single problematic opinion, despite us talking about the current Scottish and British Governments.

They were slightly taken back by my strength of feeling about how much of a cunt Wes Streeting was, but they didn't challenge me on it.

 

[Lucille]

HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE NCUTI ANYWAY?

He has no idea either!

Doctor Who star admits they only learnt how to say their name aged 26

The star recalled the moment he found out.

metro.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been on tenterhooks since the black character in Wallace & Gromit appeared!

 

[Tisch]

Just spotted the pun in the thread title. Very good

 

[Star]

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Unexpected guests outstaying their welcome claxon
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[Rachey]

Mandy and I are home now after spending the day at my brother's with his wife, her daughter, my mum and her husband.

It was a pleasant day, but I'm very peopled out now.

 

[GNL]

I’ve been on tenterhooks since the black character in Wallace & Gromit appeared!

His name is Feathers McGraw.

 

[octophone]

I thought I might as well pop on Wallace and Gromit but it was actually brilliant. Actually laughed out loud in an otherwise empty room a few times.

 

[Rachey]

Was the mum in Home Alone really only meant to be late 30s??

 

[big ron]

I thought I might as well pop on Wallace and Gromit but it was actually brilliant. Actually laughed out loud in an otherwise empty room a few times.

Thoroughly enjoyed it

 

[GNL]

I thought I might as well pop on Wallace and Gromit but it was actually brilliant. Actually laughed out loud in an otherwise empty room a few times.

It was genuinely fantastic!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Was the mum in Home Alone really only meant to be late 30s??

She was 35 when the film came out, but Kevin was a little cunt to her so it aged her terribly.

 

[jyxz]

She was 35 when the film came out, but Kevin was a little cunt to her so it aged her terribly.

34 in Beetlejuice too

 

[Rachey]

People really did look older back then didn't they.

 

[Star]

I need these people to leave so the kids can go to bed and I can watch Eastenders

 

[octophone]

I need these people to leave so the kids can go to bed and I can watch Eastenders

Fart. Never fails.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I need these people to leave so the kids can go to bed and I can watch Eastenders

Fuck 'em and watch it on your phone out loud.

 

[Marina Salty]

Throw a pinch of salt behind their backs.

 

[Star]

Fart. Never fails.

They actually bought the kids a whoopee cushion

 

[Star]

Anyway finally gone after I had to dig food out the freezer to feed them.

 

[octophone]

Imagine just rocking up to someone's house on Xmas Day expecting to be fed. Unreal.

 

[Inner Smile]

I've had about two hours to myself today. Can't believe it's half 9

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Inner Smile BAFFLED by LINEAR PASSAGE OF TIME

 

[Sheena]

Well dinner was late (4pm) but MAGNIFICENT, my evening sausage rolls went down a storm and so behind were we that we didn’t even touch presents till 7pm and it was an absolute delight. Got so much stuff I wanted and loads of bits I didn’t but were well thought out and curated. Very happy!

 

[Santaliger007]

Rowing masheen kool hell nike shades few other few thangs miggt get echo 10 tat vaoicher seilf



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