TUESDAY SHOWS HOGmanay

[Sheena]

Rip out its intestines and let me at it with some bread, pepper and vinegar.

I agree. If I’m going to eat it, give me the fucking lot…

…but then also don’t cry over a cut up pig.

 

[Star]

But it's a bit different when you physically see it like that no?

 

[lolly]

But it's a bit different when you physically see it like that no?

Well yes but no, which is Shee's entire point, isn't it?

I guess when all you see is trays of meat prepped in a supermarket, seeing the dead animal is something else. I remember being a child going to the butcher with my gran and being fascinated by all the pigs hanging on meat hooks.

 

[lolly]

Oh bugger. Just heard from my mother that I've got another great niece or nephew on the way.

 

[Star]

Oh bugger. Just heard from my mother that I've got another great niece or nephew on the way.

Oooh which one now is sprogging?

 

[lolly]

Oooh which one now is sprogging?

Brother's eldest. This will be their first.

 

[Star]

Brother's eldest. This will be their first.

She's the sensible one though right?

 

[lolly]

She's the sensible one though right?

If you mean has a man, a mortgage and a job, yes.

STILL NO RING ON HER FINGER THOUGH

 

[dmlaw]

If you mean has a man, a mortgage and a job, yes.

STILL NO RING ON HER FINGER THOUGH

Well, she should have kept her legs FIRMLY CLOSED, shouldn’t she?

 

[lolly]

Well, she should have kept her legs FIRMLY CLOSED, shouldn’t she?

Well, that or anal.

 

[Star]

If you mean has a man, a mortgage and a job, yes.

STILL NO RING ON HER FINGER THOUGH

Are either of your siblings married actually?

 

[lolly]

I don't think I'm going to last until Sophie unless I have a nap

 

[lolly]

Are either of your siblings married actually?

There haven't been any marriages in my immediate family since my parents.

 

[Star]

I don't think I'm going to last until Sophie unless I have a nap

Mr Star is asleep on the sofa right now.

 

[lolly]

How clear is the sky, Moopy Scots?

 

[dmlaw]

How clear is the sky, Moopy Scots?

They can’t tell how clear the sky is, on account of all the rain in the way.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How clear is the sky, Moopy Scots?

What's a "sky"?

 

[lolly]

Hopefully @Rita's turrets break the cloud cover.

 

[Star]

I'm struggling

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NYE is shit.

Made for basics.

 

[Star]

We're watching the goonies

 

[Kratz]

I’m watching Bad Girls with my mum and sister.

 

[Star]

I’m watching Bad Girls with my mum and sister.

I really must watch that again!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m watching Bad Girls with my mum and sister.

Are they aware?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

May I recommend a sweating illness. My skin looks and feels AMAZING.

 

[Star]

Party update: the pig is mostly gone. They're all still in the garden despite increasing winds.

 

[lolly]

The Graham Norton Show has a worse lineup than he has most regular weeks.

 

[Kratz]

I really must watch that again!

It’s still SO good.

 

[octophone]

How clear is the sky, Moopy Scots?

Rains off, bit cloudy. People are setting off fireworks and I want them all to die.

 

[lolly]

The fireworks have started here in the last 10 minutes. Pricks.

 

[lolly]

Right, bring on Sophie. That episode of Graham Norton was distinctly underwhelming.

 

[octophone]

BBC Scotland have Marti Pellow and it's enough to make Jools Holland seem appealing.

 

[Madison]

I appreciate SEB’s tribute to the original Alcazar video.

 

[supermassive]

Sophie is so naff, I didn't know there was a pop star with less spice and rhythm than Taylor Swift.

 

[lolly]

She's magnificent, one legged dancing and all

 

[octophone]

CMAT's dancing on Jools has just cheered me right up.

 

[win_the_game]

LOL at BBC Scotland running a repeat of last year's Hogmanay fireworks

 

[Joseph]

HAPPY NEW QUEER MOPSY

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking fireworks. I'm trying to sleep.

 

[Star]

Just had to go knock on the neighbours door and tell them to STFU. Ridiculous to be pumping out music at this time of night.