Heidi Montag - Superficial (+ general hot Heidi chat)

[Joseph]

Yay

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Queen of Longevity

 

[Christian]

A mere 29 MAX TRAX

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Not everybody has that.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Obviously sales are pitifully low but currently on UK iTunes

14. Heidi Montag - Superficial
16. Heidi Montag - I'll Do It

 

[Music]

I’ll Do It holds strong at #15 on iTunes and the album is #1.

Get those hundreds of sales

 

[Joseph]

 

[supermassive]

Youtube upload


Love this HOT SLUT track

 

[Joseph]

Womanizer left SHAKING

 

[straightorbroken]

Suddenly realising Heidi would do an amazing It's Your Duty cover.

 

[Joseph]

I need Heidi to remake both Holly Valance albums so I can enjoy them

 

[straightorbroken]

I need Heidi to remake both Holly Valance albums so I can enjoy them

Why are her AI-capable friends not doing all this in the meantime?

 

[Pipo]

Was this video made in 2009 but ended up shelved? I don't get the LORE and the VIBE.

 

[Joseph]

UK QUEEN

 

[supermassive]

Was this video made in 2009 but ended up shelved? I don't get the LORE and the VIBE.

It's our current face so must be quite recent. I believe they made it because the song was a popular sound on TikTok last year so it's "good timing" they're having this moment anyway.

We need a proper video for this now Heidi luv

 

[Joseph]

The gift that keeps on giving

 

[Joseph]

 

[supermassive]

Well it's a BANGER

 

[Pipo]

DALE!!!!!!

 

[Devil]

Obviously it’s fab, but I swear his verses are the same (like identical) to another of his bangers.

Is it Wild Wild Love? Did they reuse them for that?!

 

[Joseph]

 

[VoR]

Viral Superstar and Reality TV ROYALTY Heidi Montag joins our lineup on the Sunday 1st June 2025 with a UK Festival EXCLUSIVE Performance!

We saw your DMs, heard your pleas, and knew Mighty Hoopla 2025 wouldn't be complete without Heidi, and we can't wait to see her perform on Sunday 1st June. She'll be joining Kesha, Loreen, Erika Jayne and more on our Main Stage for a show like no other - what a lineup.

 

[Joseph]

OMG

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

What a shame the Hoopla set likely won't open with a "Red One.... H E I D I !"

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Umm, just buy more songs bitch, but sure, I'm in for the victory lap she's having right now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Her MAGNUM OPUS!

 

[Tisch]

Excuse me we already have an OFFICIAL video!!

 

[straightorbroken]

If she's smart she'd just keep the cameras going an extra 30 seconds in each set piece and start miming another song just to get 2 videos for the price of 1 (or even more).

 

[Pipo]

That god-awful potato quality YouTube video we were so spoiled in 2008!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Tisch]

Why does the Solo Mix have a feature?

 

[Joseph]

Why does the Solo Mix have a feature?

Our Heidi is a woman of MYSTERY