The Traitors (UK) S03E08

[GNL]

Not this. Not HIM.

 

[Christian]

Does Jake PAY for that haircut or is it an accident?

 

[PercyPig]

God Alexander is just ADORBS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alexander our goofy king.

Shit on my face please.

 

[Tisch]

Leanne with Alexander's egg on her FACE

 

[Sardonicus]

Alexander HERO OF THE HOUR AND SINGLE AND KINKY AND POSSIBLE HOMO

 

[Lucille]

OK boomer

I’m a millennial and I’m SCARED of a VOLUMINOUS JEAN!

 

[AlgoAlex]

There are at least 6 pairs of WORSE JEANS in that group!

Well I'm not looking at most of the OTHERS!

 

[PercyPig]

I wonder what SUSPICIOUS thing Alexander has done in that task now

 

[Tisch]

Alexander HERO OF THE HOUR AND SINGLE AND KINKY AND POSSIBLE HOMO

A PERFECT subject for a round of "gay or just posh?"

 

[Christian]

Actually the worst task ever.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I’m a millennial and I’m SCARED of a VOLUMINOUS JEAN!

EXACTLY. Why not wear something FLATTERING!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This may be the greatest task on any TV show ever.

 

[Rita]

Alexander is a GONER?

 

[lolly]

Don't worry Joe, we weren't thinking you were any good

 

[lolly]

EXACTLY. Why not wear something FLATTERING!

He's not dressing FOR YOUR GAZE!

 

[Christian]

Good old Joe getting it wrong at every single turn.

 

[Sheena]

Literally we lose Linda and Fozia and now ALEXANDER?

THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA!

 

[jivafox]

Genuinely gutted Jake has a shield and we'll have to watch him again tomorrow

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FUCK OFF JOE

 

[supermassive]

Alexander is a GONER?

Let’s make that GOONER

 

[Tisch]

Me to Joe:

 

[AlgoAlex]

FUCK OFF JOE

I think the opening post of every Traitors thread this year should start with this !

 

[lolly]

Alex, you're talking shit

 

[Kratz]

Not more of Leon's COFFIN TRAUMA

 

[jivafox]

Go on Joe, fuck up again

 

[Pingu]

Oh that was a bad mistake…

 

[Rita]

Ooh maybe ALEX is gone.

 

[lolly]

Not more of Leon's COFFIN TRAUMA

Entombed for minutes in a polystyrene tomb

 

[FetchFugly]

Useless Joe is SO THRILLED thinking he is onto something.

 

[Lucille]

Happy to sacrifice DULL ALEX for DADDY DRAGONETTI.

 

[Sheena]

GET RID OF ALEX TO SAVE OUR DIPLOMATIC DREAMBOAT

 

[Tisch]

I'm getting a creeping in of a "makes the final edit"

...might start walking this back a bit

 

[jivafox]

Yes kick out Alex and look like IDIOTS. AGAIN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alex fucked up, but at least more ritual humiliation for awful awful awful Joe.

 

[Sardonicus]

Has anyone been so confident yet consistently wrong as Joe?

Meryl doesn't count.

 

[lolly]

We need Alexander tomorrow. I'm sensing a TEAL TURTLENECK

 

[FetchFugly]

Charlotte and her revisionist ruthless streak.

 

[GNL]

Claudia's come in her jim jams.

 

[Rita]

Alex quite partial to a BEAMER.