Tuesday is straight crack (evil)

[AGinAg (37)]

Who wants this?

 

[Sheena]

I'm PARTIAL to a bit of STRAIGHT CRACK every now and then

 

[Lucille]

Dry cleaner lost my trousers.

 

[Sheena]

Dry cleaner lost my trousers.

Wanking in them as we speak.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not MISSING SLACKS

 

[Sheena]

LEGGINGS?

NO...Lucille's SLACK (S)

 

[Lucille]

Has this happened to anyone? They were brand new and in for alterations. They said if they don’t turn up today they’d reimburse me the cost of the trousers though I’m a little nervous THEY WON’T.

 

[Sheena]

Has this happened to anyone? They were brand new and in for alterations. They said if they don’t turn up today they’d reimburse me the cost of the trousers though I’m a little nervous THEY WON’T.

Was it a chain? They're generally insured for such incidents and accidents, so I wouldn't worry too much.

If it's a backstreet affair, maybe you should be a little more TROUBLED.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a backstreet affair on Mare St.

 

[Sheena]

Oh, well you're fucked then

 

[Sheena]

They'll probably have PACKED UP AND MOVED and sold the trousers for the proceeds by now.

 

[Lucille]

The evidence suggests some skank called Annabelle was given my pair by mistake and has seemingly kept my lovely linen pair and abandoned her nasty polyester zara trousers in favour of them.

 

[big ron]

 

[Ellie]

One of my colleagues went on a date from a dating app this week with the puppeteer and voice of ROLAND RAT

He was about 18 years older than her and she’s very tall, so he was about 6 inches shorter.

This sounds like something from the Enya speculation thread.

 

[Santaliger007]

Bizzy day tommrow e scotor bak but tom & jerrys on boomrang day ish yes


Ligercows cool

 

[Sheena]

I have, since 8:30, done nothing but sort out my VAT return and do expenses for the last three months.

I am absolutely delirious.

But it's finally done.

 

[floppet]

I have, since 8:30, done nothing but sort out my VAT return and do expenses for the last three months.

I am absolutely delirious.

But it's finally done.

Well done!

I too have been processing VAT returns all day.

 

[Sheena]

Well done!

I too have been processing VAT returns all day.

Can't you JUST DO MINE as well?