Jurassic World Rebirth ft. Jonathan Bailey

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The last two were so terrible, I could barely get through them. I'd love for this one to bring back the wonder of the first one (and sort of third one too).
 
The last one was mostly terrible due to its total refusal to have the dinosaurs eat anyone remotely protagonisty, so with a little luck they won’t do that this time.
 
Bailey looks TASTY as per and seems like a good performance from him. on the other hand all of Scar Jo's dialogue in that trailer seems like Razzie bait :D :disco:

it's giving Kong: Skull Island. I'm in!
 
It's so wild that I remember seeing Bailey in a small supporting role in the fabulous BBC comedy W1A, and thinking he was so beautiful. And now he's co-lead in a Jurassic Park movie!
 
What a bag of shit this movie was. Most of the actors are just phoning it in and there is absolutely no chemistry between Johansson and Bailey.
Some of the dinosaur attacks are well done, but the few good scenes are undermined by atrocious dialogue and stupid decisions.
And don't get me started on that little girl and that fucking baby dinosaur 😤
I did enjoy hate watching it in the end and it gets an extra point for the piano version of the JP theme that reminded me of Deborah's daughter in Hacks.
 
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It feels so BENEATH ScarJo to be joining this tired old franchise at this point. I can only assume she was outrageously well paid.
 
It wasn't great, but I'm happy enough I saw it and thought it got better as it went on. At least until the one-set-piece-too-many, please-let-this-fucking-end-now final half hour that afflicts so many blockbusters now.

The dinosaur sequences rarely felt like an amazing addition to the canon, but were far stronger than the character stuff. So many of the early scenes between each group were flat as a pancake and felt really badly directed especially. I didn't care about any of them. And just once I'd love for a little kid to get eaten in on of these films :evil:

I definitely preferred it to the previous one, but I really did hate that.

Also, the title Rebirth doesn't fit the film at all, right? It very much felt like a closing chapter, even if they want to do more. The public have dinosaur fatigue and all the dinosaurs they battled had been there for TIME. Where's the rebirth, huns?
 
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Just seen it. Not great but entertaining enough. I wouldn’t watch it again as there were no interesting or particularly memorable deaths. As with all of them, you can pretty much instantly tell who will die and in which order.

That D-Rex thing at the end really did look more like a mega Xenomorph though.
 
This was kinda fun but was kinda like “do they still make films like this?”

Time for a DARK N GRITTY reboot
 
I was so looking forward to seeing this but ended up really disliking it. It’s an insult to the audience, so dumb it feels like a parody, a movie seemingly written by AI. To me this was the worst out of all of them.
 
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Surely I can’t be the only one who’s had enough of J-Bai
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This was bizarre - absolutely nothing happens?

Felt like I spent the whole film waiting to get to the fireworks factory and it never arrived. Hugely anti-climatic deaths. Dialogue so bad that the audience were laughing heartily. Never heard of Jonathan Bailey before but he was extremely irritating and a terrible actor.

The dad was super cute so that gives the film 1 point.
 
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