Random Kylie 2025 stuff (feat. shoe puns)

[Nancy]

Where is the 2025 thread?

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

Where is the 2025 thread?

She's not entitled to one until she releases a good song.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Yes!!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

and I hope it's Koocachoo

 

[Nancy]

I understand the Kylie songs he's chosen are Skirt and Mr President.

 

[Finn]

Both JADE and ‘The King’ opting for Apple Music in the space of one week. Clearly it’s over for Spotify.

 

[Nancy]

He chose The Locomotion

 

[Suedehead]

Just heard Dance Alone at the gym

Is it a sine?

@cwej book of stats input?

 

[Nancy]

In My Arms is being used in Matalan adverts.

 

[Eddie]

In My Arms is being used in Matalan adverts.

It's the Clarks adverts, no?

 

[lolly]

It's the Clarks adverts, no?

In My Arms for... SHOES?!

 

[lolly]

And SENSIBLE shoes at that

 

[Joseph]

And SENSIBLE shoes at that

I mean who can deny the sex appeal of these

 

[straightorbroken]

She do a re-record of All I See (Is Shoes).

 

[Eddie]

In My Arms for... SHOES?!

Make it make sense.

 

[Joseph]

Espadrille For You

 

[Madison]

All The Loafers

 

[Halli]

Into the Shoe (12 smash).

 

[lolly]

Can't Get You Out Of My Wedge

 

[Madison]

The Loco-Moccasin

 

[Lucille]

I believe in shoe.

 

[Penelope]

I Schuh Be So Lucky

 

[lolly]

Boomcrocs

 

[Joseph]

Red Bottom Woman

 

[VoR]

What do I have to shoe?

*audience boos*

Urgh, you’re not going to like my Your Disco Needs Shoe sketch… it’s pretty much the same thing.

 

[Halli]

What do I have to shoe?

You know what,

I Believe in Shoe!

 

[Halli]

I believe in shoe.

Oh, already done!

 

[Joseph]

I’m So Thigh High

 

[Joseph]

BUNION LANGUAGE! The new album from Kylie Minogue.

 

[Finn]

Shoe-di-ty

 

[Pipo]

CROC To Be Certain

 

[GNL]

Shoebomb

 

[Jark]

Comefeet in me

 

[Nancy]

#shoeoftheday

 

[Joseph]

Can’t Stop Writing Songs About Shoes

 

[Pipo]

What Kind Of Boot (Heard That All Before)

 

[Joseph]

Lights! Camera! Adidas!

 

[Madison]

Your Deichmann Needs You