Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Four (Malmö)

[win_the_game]

Oh this is terrible.

 

[FetchFugly]

The viciousness of those hips!

 

[Penelope]

This is incredible but he needs a backing singer.

 

[Lucille]

The scintillating choreography.

 

[Penelope]

This is so gay Shady Lady

 

[Penelope]

Also one of those backing dancers is giving LUIGI!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[D5K]

Were Tess and Lina too busy to join in?

 

[ButterTart]

Much better than I expected.

 

[Penelope]

The closing OIL TANKER CHOREO!

 

[Penelope]

12455/10

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there is any justice that will be the RUNAWAY WINNER

 

[Lucille]

Her and Nanne in the car are giving Swedish Substance.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, is this next one the recipient of Loreen’s community outreach dismal ballad donation?

 

[D5K]

I see Loreen couldn’t be bothered to turn up

 

[auretz]

Loved it!

It’s very cruel that the only time any member of Alcazar has made it to the Eurovision stage, it was as part of six4one

 

[ButterTart]

Just sing any old Swedish shit because she’s no back catalogue

 

[D5K]

Loved it!

It’s very cruel that the only time any member of Alcazar has made it to the Eurovision stage, it was as part of six4one

except as an interval act of course

 

[D5K]

Just sing any old Swedish shit because she’s no back catalogue

They should just be doing all of Nanne’s hits instead.

 

[Lucille]

You can tell Loreen’s involved because she’s still in bed.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I haven't heard the snippets so everything between now and Mans is a surprise.

And NOT A WELCOME ONE in this case

 

[ButterTart]

Such charisma

 

[Lucille]

Thank God she’s pretty.

 

[D5K]

I haven't heard the snippets so everything between now and Mans is a surprise.

And NOT A WELCOME ONE in this case

Same here. And there isn’t even another national final to switch over to!

 

[ButterTart]

The verses are quite the challenge

 

[auretz]

I can’t imagine why Loreen passed on singing this herself

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why has Loreen sullied her reputation with this SHITE

 

[Penelope]

The last minute of this is very ETHEREAL and PRETTY

 

[Lucille]

Same here. And there isn’t even another national final to switch over to!

Only 4 hours to wait until the San Marino Semi-Final 7 of 19.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The last minute of this is very ETHEREAL and PRETTY

PERVERT

 

[ButterTart]

Loreen has blatantly forgotten she ever wrote this.

 

[FetchFugly]

*Casually waves microphone above head*

NEXT

 

[Lucille]

The last minute of this is very ETHEREAL and PRETTY

Another one who’s left the gas on.

 

[D5K]

I don’t think I’ll ever listen to that again

 

[ZenGiraffe]

COUNTRY!?

 

[Lucille]

She’s giving Republican trad-wife.

 

[Penelope]

Nanne cannot be bothered with these two

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What is Sweden's hate crime hotline please? I need to INUNDATE IT with REPORTS

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking loved Now I Know. I’ve yet to feel a similar tingle for this one.

 

[FetchFugly]

Poor Nanne having to learn a few of the words of the Tennessee Tears back cat.