Sunday will make the Outlet Experience devils pay

Woke up to EXPLOSIONS this morning, quite surreal
 
Not what Big Ron was talking about viewers. Yes, an explosion is VILE but I was talking WEATHER.
 
I have a Zippo lighter that's purple and pink pearlescent, I dropped it just after Christmas and the lid would no longer close properly so it was relegated to the dining room table. Accidentally knocked it off the table this morning and the fall mended the lid so it works perfectly again. Rarely do I have luck like that.
 
Rita said:
Not what Big Ron was talking about viewers. Yes, an explosion is VILE but I was talking WEATHER.
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Yeah its gone proper shit after being really nice yesterday. I thoroughly enjoyed having a few pints in the sun though.
 
We went to the chippy the other day and didn't get much change from £30. That was a bit of a shock!
 
Just got invited to my friend’s stag night, however I had no idea he was getting married!
 
My best friend from uni is having a very small wedding they’ve just announced yesterday, and it’s in April. I’m overjoyed to be going, though sworn to secrecy as they’re not inviting any of our other friends as it’s so small.

I’ve got to get a new outfit as nothing fits. What’s GOOD in suits these days? I’m thinking something Boss level of cost. I bought a ridiculously fabulous Versace tie yesterday at a charity shop that I will build the outfit around :disco:
 
I’m looking for a new car. I may be becoming an AUDI WANKER :AlexHeadInHands:
 
God Mr S is getting on my tits. Droning on and on about how people USED TO FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE

You're FIFTY GET OVER YOURSELF it HAPPENS TO US ALL
 
Shirley said:
God Mr S is getting on my tits. Droning on and on about how people USED TO FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE

You're FIFTY GET OVER YOURSELF it HAPPENS TO US ALL
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That’s going to be my entire personality when I turn 50 this year
 
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