Thursday_90

[big ron]

Morning, have started sitting down at my desk at 8am and starting work and it feels like I'm so much more productive.

I hope I'm not on the slippery slope to becoming one of those people who posts their morning routine on LInkedIn #5amstart

 

[Sheena]

I always get into the office by 8. It just fits that way with the gym.

Although this cold and the 1.5 x Night Nurse I necked last night have me still in bed trying to keep my eyes open right now.

 

[Shirley]

Ah! Spring-like mornings once again bring the dulcet seasonal tones of CHAINSAWS

I'm really starting to hate SUBURBIA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In a class with no pupils. Bored out of my mind.

 

[Sardonicus]

Trying to get everything finished before a week off next week. Thankfully I'm working with the Germans at the moment & in keeping with the national stereotype, they are SUPER ORGANISED

 

[GNL]

Your man with a perfectly spherical shadow has been at it again.

 

[big ron]

*oink*

 

[big ron]

Maybe Peppa will GROW THE FUCK UP and stop being an insufferable brat now

 

[dmlaw]

Your man with a perfectly spherical shadow has been at it again.

David Cameron insists that this is nothing to do with him.

 

[Lucille]

Your man with a perfectly spherical shadow has been at it again.

SLUT!

 

[Lucille]

Although who could possibly resist Daddy Pig’s BAREBACK LOADS.

 

[big ron]

*oink*

 

[Shirley]

My favourite thing just happened! The animal charity people rang the doorbell and opened with their usual gambit of ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PERSON?

To which I always say NOT REALLY. A brief silence follows and then they fuck off. I get the impression nobody else ever says that!

 

[Shirley]

Well I don't care if I come across as a CUNT if I'm SPARED THEIR SPIEL

 

[big ron]

I LIKE EATING CATS IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN?

 

[Lucille]

Works a TREAT with charity muggers as well.

“Hey sir, do you want to help starving children?”

 

[lolly]

My favourite thing just happened! The animal charity people rang the doorbell and opened with their usual gambit of ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PERSON?

To which I always say NOT REALLY. A brief silence follows and then they fuck off. I get the impression nobody else ever says that!

It's even better when they ask 'do you care about starving children?'
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*shrug*

 

[lolly]

Oh, we've done that

 

[Shirley]

NOT REALLY THANK YOU

 

[lolly]

You cant care about EVERYTHING, it's EXHAUSTING

 

[big ron]

It's even better when they ask 'do you care about starving children?'
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*shrug*

Only the ones locked in my basement

 

[Tisch]

Your man with a perfectly spherical shadow has been at it again.

TWIST!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If Daddy needs someone to cheer him up, I'd quite like to know if his cock casts a perfectly spherical shadow too

 

[big ron]

so it was a man who got her pregnant, not a pig?