Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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supermassive
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Does Heather even really have a storyline? She’s a bit of an imposter, a fan that made it on to the show - the Jedi side to Monica’s Sith side. The way she behaved on RHUGT was embarrassing, a real housewive like Ramona or Teresa wouldn’t read another Housewives book (especially Leah McSweenys!).
Iguana
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Feels a bit gross RANKING WOMEN but here we are.
1. Angie
2. Bronwyn
3. Whitney
4. Mary
5. Britani - make her a full housewife for maximum chaos
6. Meredith
7. Heather
8. Lisa - but you know I love to hate her. Whitney was totally right - she WAS the villain all along!
Some of the "originals" really fell off a cliff, but fortunately their supporting cast gave EVERYTHING
1. Angie
2. Bronwyn
3. Whitney
4. Mary
5. Britani - make her a full housewife for maximum chaos
6. Meredith
7. Heather
8. Lisa - but you know I love to hate her. Whitney was totally right - she WAS the villain all along!
Some of the "originals" really fell off a cliff, but fortunately their supporting cast gave EVERYTHING
Iguana
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Seriously what a glow up Angie had. She is now ESSENTIAL
Iguana
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Actually I think keeping Britani a friend of is perfect. Keeps her DESPERATE to impress.
God what happened to me.
God what happened to me.
ZenGiraffe
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The subtle yet BRUTAL MURDER enacted by Mary 
"That's why everyone loves Bronwyn. She's a fan favourite"
Lisa and Heather will be FUMING
"That's why everyone loves Bronwyn. She's a fan favourite"
Lisa and Heather will be FUMING
supermassive
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I need to know inches from each side STAT
supermassive
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The combined power these two will have together to scam once free
Iguana
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ZenGiraffe
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I'm sure the show could survive without her. I think she's going to overplay her hand massively
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
There are rewwmeurrrs that she's absent from a cast trip they're currently filming as she negotiates her pay. She certainly came across as the "main character" last season, but with Housewives it's so easy to change that narrative if they have to.CODE RED
Lisa Barlow has removed RHOSLC from her Instagram bio.
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The rewmeeeurrs, the nastiness!
ZenGiraffe
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supermassive
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Never underestimate a hustler called Lisa
supermassive
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Not my mother
supermassive
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can’t believe this is real but it’s still on her story 
Love her
Love her
ZenGiraffe
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So excited for Mary and the rest of the SLC Wives to be back in my life!
Iguana
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I'm glad Mary found her place as the comedy character without resorting to church-related ridiculousness
supermassive
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SEPTEMBER 16
Iguana
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Angie in the middle AGAIN
ZenGiraffe
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This month can't pass quickly enough!
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
From guest to friend of to full time to middle snowflake TWICE to getting the cast trip centered around her. ANGIE KATSENEVAS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS.Angie in the middle AGAIN
Not sure I can deal with another season of Meredith spouting about LIES every five minutes.
supermassive
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i loved it when Angie said that she should be a role model for Brittani as proof you can go the furthest chair from Andy to sitting next to him in a year
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
I love that they've kept Britani on but dangling as a Friend of. The desperation to make sure all storylines are about her all the the time is what makes her her. Give her a snowflake and it's OVER.
supermassive
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The pillar of the greek community YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS for this alone
supermassive
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Just clocked Lisa saying "YOU GOUT DICK SUCKER"
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
ZenGiraffe
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The BEEFY CHEF in the stock footage 
supermassive
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CAST HER
ZenGiraffe
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Such exciting fashions this week!