Måns Zelmerlöw post-Melfest drama

[Kratz]

It's Sweden's equivalent to Strictly, and awkwardly enough the current season (which she's competing on) only started 3 days ago!

But has she scored consecutive 40s like a certain somebody has on the Polish version...

 

[dUb]

Hannah Ferm has shared the post on her IG story and addded a clip of Karma by Taylor Swift

 

[Kratz]

Hannah Ferm has shared the post on her IG story and addded a clip of Karma by Taylor Swift

That's very BRAVE of her.

 

[Apoca]

I had not paid attention to Måns too much in the last years (all these guitars, ew) but one of my takeaways these last weeks was that for someone with as good as set of facial genes as he has, he has not aged like a person who has been enjoying their whatever responsibly. It’s the SKIN.

 

[Kratz]

I had not paid attention to Måns too much in the last years (all these guitars, ew) but one of my takeaways these last weeks was that for someone with as good as set of facial genes as he has, he aged not aged like a person who has not been enjoying their whatever responsibly. It’s the SKIN.

Definitely needs a facial…

 

[OutSynk]

Måns Zelmerlöw EXPOSED.

Just not the way I wanted.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is quite a compelling read Tattle Life Moopy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is quite a compelling read Tattle Life Moopy.

Oh, we need to get a witty title then.

What rhymes with Zermelöw?

 

[Lucille]

Spermy-ho.

 

[Madison]

Zelmerlöw’s woes?

 

[Lucille]

Mäns’ plans in the can, can’t keep glans out of Mäns fans.

 

[Kratz]

MelodifestiGONE

 

[dUb]

 

[Lucille]

Now why is she in it?

 

[Kratz]

Can we have a rundown on who is liking what?

I bet Anton ‘Global Star’ Ewald is team Mans

 

[Lucille]

Momentarily checking Grindr in case he’s moved back to Purely and he needs some shameless bottom to go on a sex and coke binge with.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Momentarily checking Grindr in case he’s moved back to Purely and he needs some shameless bottom to go on a sex and coke binge with.

Oh as if he's choosing you over WRS

 

[Lucille]

I’m CHEAPER and live in a BETTER POSTCODE!

 

[Kratz]

I’m CHEAPER and live in a BETTER POSTCODE!

I doubt you’re cheaper but the point stands

 

[Lucille]

I doubt you’re cheaper

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

 

[Sheena]

MANS OVERBOARD

 

[dUb]

Her original post is gone

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He'll be after @Penelope next for screenshotting it!

 

[Kratz]

She’s so doing Melodifestivalen next year

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope she wins

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Loredana storyline!

 

[Penelope]

Apparently he actually sought out therapy for sex addiction and ended up shagging the therapist

 

[GNL]

Apparently he actually sought out therapy for sex addiction and ended up shagging the therapist

Incredible levels of "I can fix him."

 

[Dark Carnival]

The Loredana storyline!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Apparently he actually sought out therapy for sex addiction and ended up shagging the therapist

DISGUSTING PIG

 

[Penelope]

DISGUSTING PIG

WHAT a 5am message

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT a 5am message

I COULDN’T SLEEP

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apparently he actually sought out therapy for sex addiction and ended up shagging the therapist

SAUCE?

 

[Lucille]

Penelope WAS the SEX THERAPIST!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Penelope WAS the SEX THERAPIST!

Nice to see her getting work.

 

[dmlaw]

Whilst I’m certainly on board with Mans being officially toxic now, it does seem like the sex addiction therapist might have one or two ethics questions to answer as well.

 

[Apoca]

Title:

Måns’ all-time (zelmer)low.

 

[Kratz]

Who amongst hasn't fantasied about seducing their therapist or, in my case, gas fitter.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shall we have another WILD but UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMOUR?

 

[Tisch]

Shall we have another WILD but UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMOUR?

Yeah but did he know who with or was he like "such a sexy BEE"