David Archuleta - Crème Brulée

[VoR]

The brief for this song was very obviously 'Espresso but make it gay', but I must say I love how this sweet little formerly repressed mormon is now just fully living in his liberated pass around party bottom era.

 

[Devil]

M Train gets shunted to the pop toilet in place of this

 

[GNL]

That's that gay espresso.

 

[VoR]

Let him feel his oats, Devil.

 

[Devil]

This is actually so shameless in apeing Espresso. But it’s actually very catchy and I feel myself adding it

 

[Dark Carnival]

I mean at this point does she even have a career. APEING is perfectly fine at this stage.

Also, happy for her living her true anon filled bottom self.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh my god. I absolutely love it

 

[ILL ADVISED]

And is he kinda hot?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And is he kinda hot?

He's leaving me completely cold for some reason.

 

[VoR]

He's not really my type anyway, but I'm more ENDEARED than aroused by him.

I saw a lot of my younger self in him back when he was on American Idol and trying to pass as straight by claiming that his ultimate celebrity crush was NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

 

[lolly]

Utterly shameless (but yes, I quite like it).

And the video looks like a completely sanitised Olly Alexander at Eurovision.

 

[jivafox]

Evil.

 

[Dark Carnival]

He's leaving me completely cold for some reason.

 

[funky]

Aww. Cute.

Although totally predicting he’ll be religious and ‘straight’ again within 5 years after he gets bored of the sex parties.

 

[Joseph]

I love him so much and the song is cute.

 

[Devil]

Didn’t he come out and then jump back in the closet/disown it? Or am I completely making that up?

 

[POP!]

EP is out

 

[Joseph]

Yes yes yes

 

[Finn]

The appearance of an unaware tour group walking through the background only adds to it

 

[Joseph]

His little Morman ass makes me feral