The Real Housewives of Sydney

These boring bitches are BACK. There is a cameo from a MELBOURNE HOUSEWIFE, sadly it’s the one we want least.

 
I’m actually enjoying this new season. Caroline and Krissy Marsh are beyond hateful.
 
jivafox said:
I’m actually enjoying this new season. Caroline and Krissy Marsh are beyond hateful.
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It’s actually been great so far especially in comparison to Beverly Hills. Martine is a good new addition and isn’t afraid of confrontation.
 
Might give it a go. The last series didn't really grab me so gave up but with no other Housewives on the go at the moment...
 
I thought Martine was gonna be a pain in the arse but she’s impressed me by episode 3
 
I'm invested. Haven't watched a RH season in a while. Can't go wrong with AUSTRALIANS.
 
The 'dog communicator' bit is so fucking bizarre. Bested only by the jump-scare appearance of JACKIE.
 
This is a pretty solid season of RH in general. These women are awful LOL

Krissy - Kinda gives me Bethenny vibes but a cunt version. She makes a good 'main' housewife.
Caroline - Absolutely awful. Insincere, delusional, pretentious. And has the WORST wardrobe and taste out of all the ladies.
Sally - Awful. Preachy and nosy.
Kate - Stiff AS A BOARD. Both physically and emotionally. Completely incapable of any warmth.
Victoria - FAVE. First off, THE prettiest housewife of any franchise I've seen. Clearly has no time for the show or the other women but is too busy living her best life dressing like a tramp (and seems kinda ditzy?). Also, I LOVE her relationship with Martine. They seem like such true besties it's almost too NICE for the show.
Martine - She has the ONE thing a housewife is never supposed to have: honor. She's like a lab-made Superior Housewife with nothing but disdain for all the obsolete inferior iterations of herself. And the LEWKS :disco:
Terry - Awful. Self-centered, traitorous, shit-stirrer.
Nicole - Poor thing. I guess you need ONE pathetic one.
 
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The plastic surgery on this cast is so bad it may as well have been done by your local butcher.
 
Can't wait for the reunion. That last episode was hilarious. What better way to wrap up the season than at a rubbish gay party.

Martine is not a real person.
 
Another great episode Martine really was excellent casting. Glad that sourfaced Nicole isn't dragging down the girls trip
 
Anybody watch the reunion? Wasn't super eventful, but still a good watch. Jackie being shoehorned in makes her somehow even worse.
 
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