Heidi Montag - Superficial (+ general hot Heidi chat)

[ZenGiraffe]

Her spoken word reading of the rap in the Jaycen Joshua mix is quite something!

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope this artistry airbrushing is all a luxurious stop gap for album number 2.

 

[supermassive]

 

[straightorbroken]

The homosexual hysteria at Hoopla is going to be insane.

 

[straightorbroken]

Very intuitive of Heidi to read the body language of the model and scribble bottom "take me" with her lipstick on his tits.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Tisch]

It just doesn't stop hardest working woman in showbiz!

 

[Joseph]

I mean she’s works hard to get little back in return. I feel that deeply

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

We don't deserve her.

 

[Joseph]

The hardest working woman in showbiz

 

[Pipo]

We don't deserve her.

We were never asked if we wanted her

 

[Joseph]

We were never asked if we wanted her

THE UNIVERSE SENT HER TO US ALL

we didn’t need to ask

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who even needs JESUS when we have HER?!?

 

[straightorbroken]

Hoopla 2025 will be a religious experience I'm sure. Although I'm not sure the words "religious" and "experience" will be worthy of describing what will happen.

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

I feel gangbanged and left for dead by that tracklist volume.

 

[Pipo]

Where’s my local Heidi fan club rep @Joseph when I need him?

She just showed up at the American Music Awards. But seriously—why her? If this isn’t proof we’re in a recession, I don’t know what is. And the photos are.....rough.



To be a fly on the wall during the ceremony; Gloria Stefan, Taylor Swift, Heidi Montag all in the same room

 

[K.C.]

Very much giving

 

[GNL]

Queen of reinvention

 

[Joseph]

MUCH LIKE EVITA SHE’S A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE

yeah the wig is atrocious BUT she’s wearing it for us so that we know that she knows we are all busted in this economy and she’s standing in solidarity

 

[K.C.]

MUCH LIKE EVITA SHE’S A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE

yeah the wig is atrocious BUT she’s wearing it for us so that we know that she knows we are all busted in this economy and she’s standing in solidarity

 

[straightorbroken]

 

[Joseph]

 

[GNL]

It has passed the gym test

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this just the same song 23 times? Yes.

Do I care? NOT A JOT



GIVE ME 23 MORE

 

[straightorbroken]

She's already got you covered

 

[Joseph]

IT’S FUCKING CHAOS IN HERE

 

[Christian]

I’m in a Heidi VORTEX

 

[straightorbroken]

A black hole of bangers.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[GNL]

She was really fun! Seemed to play her entire discography in 30 minutes somehow. I'm not sure anyone near me had a clue who she was but I was SINGING EVERY WORD.

 

[Pipo]

This is the gayest album I've heard in my life, I swear the room started to smell of poppers and Tramadol.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

ooh a new WIG!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

Nobody else in the world would release a song with this title but her, and it's very on brand.

 

[Joseph]

Nobody else in the world would release a song with this title but her, and it's very on brand.

She’s QUEEN OF SPICE