Speculate Wildly About Enya (2 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been reminded of the Police song Canary in a Coalmine and confirms otherwise; it doesn't sting to pee.

(See previous two )

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya loves covering her cunt with marmite and letting the dogs go to town.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes that could be a metaphor for her first album cover

– love it or hate it (I love it, but let the dogs go). ☺

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is currently in Weatherspoons, fourteen whisky chasers down.

She's just dropped her knickers and now she's lying on the bar fingering herself.

The lads are joining in. Fanny full of fingers = happy Enya.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks the BGT public voting are almost as deranged as the apparent UK Eurovision public voters last week.
Red Panda deserved to go to the final, but Enya is still glad that Binita Chetry got through.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya lives in Ireland.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watches Strictly Come Dancing so she probably has a VPN or some other handy way to stream things shown outside Éire.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah she loves international porn.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya think everyone who died at Lockerbie deserved it

 

[disneyteletubby]

Looking back at The Frog Prince, Enya is wondering if both Jenny and Jean-Philippe were meant to resemble herself (at the time in 1985, and long hair in 1980).

Spoiler: Pictures

 

[Shoat]

Enya has inseminated a frog

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya kind of wishes she'd got to know the scriptwriter, Posy Simmonds (a potential Enya predecessor, living) 40 years ago, but likes the graphic novels she's done since, and was happy to learn that the lady received the Grand Prix de la ville d'Angoulême last year.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya believes people should save themselves for marriage.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would rather save herself from marriage.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was intrigued to come across this ad:

But she's more than happy with the way she's worked, layered, and played synths for 4 decades or so, thanks.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya now gets her pulse checked hourly to check she's not dead

 

[Finn]

There's been no new Enya album since 2015, purely because Enya refuses to complete her record company's mandatory diversity and inclusion online course.

 

[Inner Smile]

When the above is all sorted, Enya is planning a teletubby themed album. She may or may not have been blackmailed into this

 

[disneyteletubby]

I wouldn't do that.

However, involving the Teletubbies was an idea before I discovered Enya...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes when Dido fans positively talk about Enya's new album.

Enya is considering this (going back to scoring for random stuff) if the Ryans won't be there.
She hasn't quite got the energy to mentor people, nor does she want to have to ever 'reinvent' her image. Enya may let a select few musically inclined fans into her recording studio.

 

[Inner Smile]

I wouldn't do that.

Ya would

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has just got home. She has a funny feeling she's been out killing cats.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Noo-noo I wouldn't

Enya would be up for being the new Funny Lady if they were to do yet another Teletubbies reboot.

 

[Shirley]

Enya would like it to be known that DESPITE PERSISTENT RUMOURS TO THE CONTRARY she has NEVER said that she would LIKE TO STICK A CACTUS UP ANNE ROBINSON

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has just confirmed that she's putting her Christmas tree up tomorrow.

 

[Finn]

Up her?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Up her?

Of course!

 

[Lucille]

Enya thinks she might’ve spotted a homosexual gentleman in Londis.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya thinks she might’ve spotted a homosexual gentleman in Londis.

Not another lockdown!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya thinks she might’ve spotted a homosexual gentleman in Londis.

No self respecting gay would be caught dead in a Londis!

NISA OR NOTHING

 

[Finn]

At the end of a busy day sitting still in her castle, Enya likes nothing more than to log on to Moopy Forums to see "what those queers are saying about me"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At the end of a busy day sitting still in her castle, Enya likes nothing more than to log on to Moopy Forums to see "what those queers are saying about me"

She's been really inspired.

Arse full of marbles as we speak.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya not only provides a stellar example of rewearing an elegant outfit, but it's almost a decade later, and one with a doily top.

nicknamed “Doily Vic”

I also liked wearing a doily top and skirt around 2016. Didn't know the name before that mention though :-D

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya didn't stop and reflect at the time of the event, but has since took in the fact that the girl next to her in this picture, Emily Colangelo, is ~44 years younger, and has kept up a busy dancing career since around 2015.
(She's younger than me—even I feel 'old and lazy' haha.)

Enya at 20 was pretty brave though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is still brave. She posts the truth about vaccines on Facebook. Normally gets 2 likes but she bravely persists.

 

[Shirley]

Enya rushed out of HOOTERS in Liverpool where she was enjoying a PLATE OF SPICED WINGS to offer her assistance as a QUALIFIED FIRST AIDER yesterday evening

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya rushed out of HOOTERS in Liverpool where she was enjoying a PLATE OF SPICED WINGS to offer her assistance as a QUALIFIED FIRST AIDER yesterday evening

She came back once she'd made several injuries worse. She was FURIOUS they'd binned the rest of her greasy dinner and flipped a table.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya heard about the incident yesterday evening but was actually nibbling on some bran flakes, wondering what career-defining outfit she could rewear next time she's photographed for a public event.

 

[untilted]

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Enya not only provides a stellar example of rewearing an elegant outfit, but it's almost a decade later, and one with a doily top.

I also liked wearing a doily top and skirt around 2016. Didn't know the name before that mention though :-D

The ELEGANCE! The REFINEMENT!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is equally as likely to release a couple of dance hits/remixes as some 1950s-style songs like Lady Gaga did (though Enya was around when those were still popular)

Spoiler: Examples (AI covers;)