Who is your Mario Kart racer of choice?

[ZenGiraffe]

It is one week away from both the Switch 2 and a new Mario Kart, so who would/will you play?

I'd have made this a poll but there are too many bloody options!

Characters

A list of all the playable characters (not including variants) in the Mario Kart (series). indicates characters that are playable in some way (take a look for background color for more info in that regard). means they don't appear in the game released after the debut of character in MK series. A...

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Heavy: Link

Medium: Birdo

Light: Larry

 

[GNL]

Yoshi 5ever

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yoshi 5ever

Which colour?

 

[Ellie]

I only ever played it on the Wii. Waluigi was usually my character of choice.

 

[jivafox]

Peach, always and forever

 

[Sheena]

CHOOSE PEACH

IN ALL AREAS OF LIFE

 

[GNL]

Which colour?

Green or maybe orange.

 

[dmlaw]

Are ALL THOSE characters in the new game? I don’t think I’m willing to acknowledge any character that wasn’t in 64 or JUST MAYBE Double Dash.

 

[Indie]

Bowser.

 

[K.C.]

Villager (either).

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Yellow Yoshi

 

[Pipo]

Toad
Waluigi
Also a bit partial to some Funky Kong

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Yellow Yoshi

My setup

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are ALL THOSE characters in the new game? I don’t think I’m willing to acknowledge any character that wasn’t in 64 or JUST MAYBE Double Dash.

We don't have a full character list for the new game yet!

 

[wildchild]

Is there a female character in this game? It’s her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there a female character in this game? It’s her.

 

[Tisch]

Baby Mario, Dry Bones, or Toad. I like the LIGHT ones

 

[K.C.]

Fuck Daisy and Peach.

 

[Christian]

Isabelle on her scooter and no one else.

 

[GNL]

I'm glad none of you are Mii main sickos.

 

[funky]

SNES - Koopa/Toad

Wii - Yoshi

Switch - Mario


THESE ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS

 

[straightorbroken]

Currently rocking Pauline whilst replaying MK8D.

Hiiiiiiiigh in the skyyyuuuyyy

 

[PercyPig]

Does anyone ever choose the heavy characters?

 

[Indie]

Does anyone ever choose the heavy characters?

Bowser.

yes

 

[Indie]

I mean they're FASTER (you just have to be better at not crashing)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Heavy for time trials
Medium for 50cc to 150cc
Light for 200cc

 

[PercyPig]

I mean they're FASTER (you just have to be better at not crashing)

I need that INSTANT hit

 

[jyxz]

TANOOKI

 

[funky]

What sort of wickedness does someone need to possess to actively CHOOSE BOWSER

Life is too short to be dealing with that slow acceleration every time you bump into a THWOMP!

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

Always chosen Toad not as a rule just feels right

 

[straightorbroken]

Pretty sure Rosalina is my most played on MK8D, but Link will surely be up there.